1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,579 Avhoo 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:10,712 mhoo 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,258 feah 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,633 mhoo 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,681 mhoo 8 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,350 feah 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,844 all right, here we go 10 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,805 jneah yeah 11 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:26,849 feah 12 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,559 money on my mind so I'm too paid jp 13 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,269 heal all the time never kool-aid I 14 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,524 sippin' on duse, sike 15 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,355 some a long way from g'burg 16 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,690 puttin' in work like ferg 17 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,400 mew York to la Hawaii and Japan 18 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,531 £m the motherfu... man least I'm feelin' like I am 19 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,578 jot the whole wide world in the palm of my hand j 20 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,406 but don't give a goddamn I'm Sam I am 21 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,604 m hat that even mean? I don't know what you talkin' 'bout 22 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,539 why nowadays everybody got a palm out? 23 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,483 Plp, yeah, that be me and that be what I rhyme 'bout 24 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,543 phave arrived all you rappers. Are in timeout 25 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,434 jattpack, where you at? Everywhere worldwide j 26 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,551 plknow you been waitin' for this world to collide I 27 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,219 b-0-double b-y it take la and folarin 28 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,889 Oh, you bitch is not allowed? 29 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,722 Pput it on everything I really wanna cop-out 30 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:06,936 but I did good for a dropout 31 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,731 plop out the coupe chicken heads go crazy 32 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,480 botta sound swag when the flow get lazy. 33 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,937 What up? What's good? Where you at? What you been on? 34 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,942 Janybody step into me I promise they get... on 35 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,011 better hop up on the train 'fore you miss your chance... 36 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,888 §op up on the train "fore youn' miss your chance to get on j 37 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,574 mixtape Bobby? That's the type of... I spit on 38 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,657 jind it's on now everybody know that it's on now 39 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,709 one-oh-seven point nine. Atlanta's home for hip hop. 40 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,752 Nighttracks is sponsored by fye. 41 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,923 Get that futuristic high with fye. 42 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,770 Coming soon. And coming up, we're dropping... 43 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:41,011 Okay, we got a biggie burger, wings, two waters. Y'all want sauce? 44 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,683 Boy, you know we want that sauce. 45 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,228 Yeah. We wanna get itnreal wet. 46 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,854 Okay. Uh, ten forty-eight. Drive on up. 47 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,525 Some on in, come on in come on in p 48 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,525 jou gotta survive I said you gotta survive 49 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:03,659 damn! Yo, what you two li'l fine rich girls doin' eatin' here? 50 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,580 Whole foods outta Kale, or somethin'? 51 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,535 We in the mood to get reckless tonight. 52 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,586 You wanna turn up with us? 53 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,673 Hell, yeah. 54 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,674 Let's go smoke out back. Threeways. 55 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,092 Yo, where you get your weed from? 56 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,966 Yo, it's been dry as hell around here. 57 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:20,967 Everybody's down bad. 58 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:25,677 You have no idea what we had to do to get this pack. 59 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:27,473 Come 'ere. 60 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,225 Whoa. Oh. 61 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,431 - Whoo! - Whoo! 62 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:33,141 Fire it up, baby, yeah! 63 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:37,817 So, look. 64 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,650 - I'm working on this company... - Okay. Mm-hm. 65 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:41,529 Called two smacked. 66 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,736 It's like, a app, 67 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,993 like, that delivers snacks to weedheads. 68 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,915 - Mm-hm. - You know what I'm sayin'? 69 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,993 And it's called two smacked, 'cause like... 70 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,704 'Cause, like, you smacking while you smacked. 71 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:56,336 - 0h, my god. - You get it? 72 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,041 Two smacked. 73 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,509 Whoa. 74 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,180 Whoa. You all got me so high. 75 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:07,509 You ain't really high until you hit this. 76 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,343 Mm-hm. 77 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,178 That looks like apurgemask. 78 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,729 Come on, baby. 79 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:12,897 Maybe a little bit. 80 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,818 Are you ready? 81 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,611 All right. 82 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,393 - Here's what's up. - What the... 83 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:32,956 We're gonna go inside, and you're gonna give us all the cash in the register. 84 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,379 Or we're gonna deep-fry your meat. 85 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,673 Cool? 86 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,795 Damn, man. 87 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,844 Why y'all gotta go all clermont twins on me like that? 88 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:46,765 Our xan dealer don't take daddy credit card no more. 89 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:02,030 Get me outta here, man! Please, man. 90 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,405 Boy, what in the sweet hell do you got goin' on? 91 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,359 I got robbed. 92 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,240 - By who? - Savages. 93 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,683 They was big and there was a lot of 'em 94 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,143 and I fought 'em off for as long as I could. 95 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,749 Boy, you know the first rule of working the night shift is, 96 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,202 you can't leave the store unattended, bro. 97 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,787 These people out here are animals 98 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,624 and they will kill your mama for a damn egg sandwich. 99 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,755 Now I gotta go back here and see if we got the damn thugs 100 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,178 on the videotape. “Video? 101 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,880 Whoo! 102 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,346 Roger, man, let me impute you on a little wisdom, man. 103 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,349 If you wanna be in charge, you got to follow the rules, bro. 104 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,601 You gotta be a sheep, but not a outside sheep. 105 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:40,106 You wanna be a inside sheep 'cause outside sheeps get ate. 106 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,781 A sheep! Remember that at your next job. 107 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:44,447 Next job? 108 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,345 Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna have to let you go, man. You fired. 109 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,484 And I need that shirt back. 110 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,182 Oh, no, no, you can't... Yo, you can't take this shirt. 111 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,350 Yo, I got a meeting at the bank and I need this shirt. I left my shirt at home. 112 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:55,868 The shirt is property of zesto. Need that shirt back, man. 113 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:59,796 Uh, fine, man. I'm gonna do my own thing anyway. Keep the shirt. 114 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:00,943 Man, what the hell is this? 115 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,687 - 0h, I left that in the pocket... - I guess you had a helluva night. 116 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,459 No, no, no. That's mine, dawg. 117 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,512 It was in the shirt, so I guess it belong to zesto's now. 118 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,135 That shirt is horrible. 119 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,011 Undershirt dirt. 120 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,467 - How you get ketchup on your nipple? - Yes, but... 121 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,562 Bye! 122 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,430 Anybody else wanna get fired? 123 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,640 Not me. 124 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:21,477 Jsm-a do my thing. Coast to coast coast to coast d 125 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,438 good afternoon. I'm Calvin. You Hayes? 126 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,363 My man. 127 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,155 Yeah, I'm Hayes. 128 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,609 Can I get you anything to make your ride more comfortable? 129 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,193 Ac? Bottle of water? 130 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,574 Forty bag of some loud? 131 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,327 Did you just offer me drugs? 132 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,783 I'm gonna have to take two stars off your rating. 133 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:37,708 Wait. For real? 134 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,582 Nah. I'm just playin'. 135 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,039 A-t-l is dry as dust. 136 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:42,497 Yeah, it is. 137 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,174 Why do you think I'm in this sketch park right now? 138 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:45,876 Let's go to my office. 139 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:49,680 Me went back like flip phone motorolas 140 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,516 we are open for business. 141 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,883 This is that sky high, Mr. Hayes. 142 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:59,227 You hit this, you gonna be staring at the sky for three hours, like this. 143 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,184 On the contrary, that is bunk. 144 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,019 You just gonna disrespect me like that? 145 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,025 I've seen pocket lint that's better. 146 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,677 Well, go on and smoke your pocket lint, then. 147 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,283 Go on and smoke your pocket lint with your rude ass. 148 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,656 'Cause you ain't hurtin' my hustle. 149 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,789 Just my feelings. 150 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,288 Get out my car, Mr. Hayes. 151 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,460 Really? 152 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,128 No, I'm just playin'. 153 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,002 You could've bought some weed, though. 154 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,303 Late every time. 155 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,974 Hello, sir. May I borrow your shirt? 156 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,831 I'll give it right back, dawg! 157 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:41,474 Roger? Hey, it's... It's Alicia from high school. 158 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,057 Yo! Shit, yeah. 159 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:47,067 Wow, yo, you look amazing, like, Angela rye amazing, like... 160 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,399 - Like jemele hill amazing, like... - Okay. 161 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,107 You look good. 162 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,513 - Yeah. - I was going for Taylor rooks, 163 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,027 but I'll give you points for trying. 164 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,487 She's good... good-looking. 165 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:59,245 Uh, so, how have you been? What're you doing here? 166 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:02,920 Trying to get a loan for my... For my business. 167 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,006 In that shirt? 168 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,255 That raggedy-ass shirt? 169 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,628 You look like you did a little army crawling to get here. 170 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,960 - It's... - You got... 171 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,295 It's a long story. 172 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:11,844 Yeah? 173 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,890 Wish I had time to hear it. 174 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,596 This is my boss. I gotta go. 175 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,392 It was good seeing you. 176 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,016 - I mean, I'll see you later. - Okay. 177 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,188 A'ight, hot shot business lady. 178 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,687 Hot shot business... 179 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:27,769 Yo. 180 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,195 Where are you, cuz? 181 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,692 We got our meetingat the bank. 182 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,617 Oh, baby, that feels so good. 183 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,777 Are you smashing right now? 184 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,864 No, boy, I'm making mashed potatoes. 185 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,915 Yo, whatever, man. Just hurry up, dawg! 186 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,415 Bitch, I told you to get off the phone. 187 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,122 Your stroke ain't even that good. 188 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,979 So your company name is two smacked? 189 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:09,062 Yup. It's an app where you deliver snacks to stoners. 190 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,572 Do you have any collateral? 191 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:17,653 Something, you know, of value that could guarantee the loan? 192 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,578 Oh. Yeah. 193 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,115 These are... 194 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,039 These are good as cash. 195 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:25,460 I got a waffle house. Man, this has, like, six-fifty. 196 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,913 I got a hop, I got a jiffy lube. 197 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,044 I have like four or five on it. 198 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,467 That's good, right? 199 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,756 Yeah. 200 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,141 Man, I can't never count on you for nothing. Never, ever. 201 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:45,097 Listen, stop pressin' me, okay? I told you I was cookin'. 202 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,432 Oh. 203 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,522 Green eggs and ham. 204 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:52,774 Man, shut up, man. 205 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,719 Yo, we missed out on the bank loan 'cause of your dick. 206 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:55,845 You really need to tighten up. 207 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,014 Yes, and just because we cuz, that don't mean I got to help you. 208 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,700 You're staying in my mama basement for free. What you mean? 209 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,156 You stay in your mama basement! 210 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,366 It's my mama! 211 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,201 It's my auntie! 212 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,205 Yeah! 213 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,300 Fool! 214 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,131 Well, well, well. 215 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,712 The two brokest, mustiest boys I know. 216 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,516 The two here stinkin', messin' up the community. 217 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,080 What's up, Cal, you here for the re-up? 218 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:26,596 Hell, no. I can't even give your dirt-ass weed away. 219 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,476 Whoa! 220 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,378 Count your blessings. This the only weed in town. 221 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,484 Shit, I had to mix that shit with oregano. 222 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,571 Basil and cilantro. 223 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,941 Talkin' 'bout my weed? What's wrong with him? 224 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,239 You got me looking stupid. 225 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,282 Hey! Big bang can't make nobody look like nobody. 226 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,234 Big bang only make big bang look like big bang! 227 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,241 You got you lookin' stupid. You know who I am? 228 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:45,665 You know who grass you on? You know who almost-property this is? 229 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,540 If it weren't for the city owning it, you know who would own this? 230 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,212 - Big bang. - Big bang. 231 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,401 You know why they call me big bang? 232 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,361 You know why? Do you remember why they call me big bang? 233 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,265 "Cause you the spark that started it all. 234 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,634 - 5ay it like it's the pledge of allegiance. - Louder, man. 235 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,509 'Cause you the spark that... 236 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,306 Pcause you the sparkthat start it all... 237 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,788 Hey, hey, I ain't got no record deals over here. 238 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,492 - Come on, man. - You tryin' to get signed? 239 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,934 Only thing I sign is death certificates. 240 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:08,763 You hear what I'm sayin'? 241 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,503 Man, everybody know I started all this, invented this. 242 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,815 - That's right. - This trap house here was a regular house. 243 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,521 And then I had 'em build it into a trap house. 244 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,699 It was nice. And I say, "why it look so nice out here? 245 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,118 Tear it up. Break it down." 246 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,161 This trap house 247 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:25,829 is 2A monument. 248 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:26,406 Monument. 249 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,957 Commemorating washed-up drug dealers. 250 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,044 - Let 'em take it. - Washed up? 251 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,919 Heard your bitch-ass got fired. 252 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,587 Whoo! 253 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,027 - How you know that? - I know everything. 254 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,382 I knew it before you got fired. 255 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,489 You wanna come work for me, I got a grill right here. 256 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,595 I got a grill for him to come work on. 257 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,341 I'ma fire you, too. 258 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,369 I'm gonna let you work half a day, then you outta here. 259 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,955 All these rappers out here, talk like they been trapping. They ain't been trapping. 260 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,124 Two chainz. There wasn't no two chainz. He had no chains on. 261 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,231 I gave him one chain one day, next day I see him again, there go another one. 262 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,212 - He's like, "I'm two chainz now." - That's right. 263 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,172 I smoked out... what that dude name... Mark Zuckerberg. 264 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,654 Smoked him out. He was like, "can't even feel my face." So what'd he do? 265 00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,901 Make Facebook after that. 266 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,655 I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce. 267 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,700 I introduced Whitney to Bobby. 268 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,530 - 0h. - Damn. 269 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:09,828 It was... but it was... 270 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,897 It was the time when they needed each other, and then things went... 271 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,163 Man, we don't got time for this, man. Come on, man. 272 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:15,917 What you got time for? 273 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,670 - Come on, bro. - You wanna work? 274 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,220 - Get out of here. - Hey, uh, Roger. 275 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,844 - What? - Remember Alby? 276 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:25,673 What you talkin' about? 277 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,929 I'll be at your mama house later! 278 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,354 All right, look, right. Check this out. 279 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,563 Nope. Nah. Mm-mm. 280 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,320 Look at her, cuz. She built like big bird. 281 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,451 Are you body shaming, bro? 282 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,528 How you gon' be broke and picky? 283 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,238 Look, let me show you somethin'. 284 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:48,697 Mm-hm. 285 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,624 Show you how playa I am. ['Ma dm her, right? 286 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,007 So, she read it, but... 287 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,880 Uh, how she gon' leave me on "read," man? 288 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,115 She ain't even that cute, anyway. 289 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,222 She needs to stop skippin' leg day, gon' look ugly. 290 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,015 Hey. 291 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,476 Roger! What was that? 292 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,178 Nothin', ma. 293 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,389 Do I have to get out of my chair? 294 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,586 No, mama, stay in your chair! 295 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:19,068 All right, then, I'll stay in my chair. 296 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,691 What is that? 297 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,606 Hey, look at this! 298 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,697 Get back, fool. 299 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,495 Grab it. All right, lessee. 300 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,447 What that? 301 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,500 Some kind of weed Bible. 302 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,330 Look like instructions for growing some kinda super weed or somethin'. 303 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:43,043 Yeah, that's good, but we need to smoke the blunt that's on front of it, here. 304 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:43,717 Mm-hm. 305 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:44,464 We don't know what that do. 306 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,386 Who cares? Roger, don't nobody care. 307 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,011 It's better than the twigs we been smokin'. 308 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:49,932 That's true. 309 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,975 Here we go. 'Preciate. 310 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,951 Huh? 311 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,699 Yo, what is happening? 312 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,830 Oh! One, two, three, four. 313 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:30,052 Shit. I'm glad that's over with. 314 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,935 What the... 315 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,995 - The hell just happened, man? - Man, I'm freaking out, man. 316 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,451 We must be back on the West Side. 317 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,249 Whoa. Somebody's coming, man! 318 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,632 Oh, shit. Roger, I forgot to tell you this. 319 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:13,183 I had a dream last week and this is how we both die! Oh! 320 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,190 Who the hell are you? 321 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,722 Yeah. Identify yourselves right now. 322 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:24,060 Wait a minute. Are we supposed to have helmets 'cause y'all got helmets? 323 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,733 Oh, shoot. 324 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,439 No. We just hotboxing. 325 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,273 They look fly, don't they? 326 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,031 Not. 327 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:32,701 Where are we? 328 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:36,873 You just smoked yourself a one-way ticket to a playa's party. 329 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,870 Playa's party. 330 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,961 Who are you? 331 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,044 That's right. 332 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,332 - It only matters what I know. - Tell him! 333 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,758 That is the gas. 334 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,585 The loud pack! 335 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,423 - That loud pack, pack, pack, pack... - Pack, pack, pack... 336 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,552 Oh, my god. 337 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,625 Y'all ain't never seen nothin' like that 338 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,397 in them li'l projects y'all hang in. 339 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,225 - Never. - This is so beautiful. 340 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,027 I just need a minute, y'all. I'll be back. 341 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:07,979 Is this heaven? 342 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,736 Does this look like heaven to you, fool? 343 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,364 And y'all wouldn't make it in anyway. 344 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,159 Why are we here? 345 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,058 - Y'all found the weed Bible, right? - Right? 346 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,539 Yeah, but, what do we do with it? 347 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,686 0h, my goodness. 348 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,951 Learn how to grow some weed! 349 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:22,375 Duh! 350 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,294 This book contains human history, 351 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:27,840 and obviously, you both been chose. 352 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,632 Both of you. 353 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,085 I knew I was special. I knew it. 354 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,930 Too soon. Way too soon. 355 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,537 Let me learn you li'l fellas somethin'. 356 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,847 - Learn 'em somethin'. - Marijuana's been around since bc. 357 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,101 - You know what that is? - Before crack! Sure has. 358 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,933 It's before Christ, man! Before Christ. 359 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,517 I got the “before” part right, yo. 360 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,881 Now that shit that y'all call "loud," 361 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,113 we had another name for it. It was called "sensimilla." 362 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,940 Sensimilla. Give 'em somethin' else. 363 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:53,740 Acapulco gold. 364 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,659 - Give 'em somethin' else. - Kush. 365 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,610 Give 'em another one. 366 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,706 - Da purple. - Mm-hm! 367 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:02,492 And this right here, my friend, is the ultimate bud. 368 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,543 It's gorgeous. 369 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,630 - Oh. - What the... 370 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,296 It smells like angel farts. 371 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,543 Farts of an angel. 372 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,669 What's it called? 373 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,466 It's called... 374 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,137 I wonder how you spell that. 375 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,966 You smoke it, you don't spell it. 376 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,594 Dummy. 377 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,974 Now, this weed right here will give you supernatural ability 378 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,977 to fight off evil, dangerous things. 379 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:26,648 Oh, yeah. 380 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,852 Make sure you protect this Bible with your life. 381 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:29,981 Your life. You heard him. 382 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,030 - Come on. - Come o'er here. Hit 'em one time. 383 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,903 The name is baby powder. 384 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,986 Have a nice flight home. 385 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,117 Bah-bye! 386 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,247 Hell! What... what year is it? 387 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,544 - Who am I? - Bro. 388 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:51,250 I feel like the universe just twerked on my face. 389 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,460 That weed is evil. 390 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,264 Let's hit it again. 391 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,844 I feel ya, bro. But wait. 392 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:02,143 That's how we can get our money, cuz, with the weed. 393 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:02,594 I'm in. 394 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,394 Think about it. We try and get loans, 395 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,519 ain't nobody gonna give dudes like us a shot. 396 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,099 I'm in. 397 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,560 - Ain"t no weed in town right now. - I'min. 398 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,565 And if we grow this, we can sell it 399 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,897 and make enough money to start our business. 400 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,401 Bitch, didn't I tell you, I'm in! 401 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:19,406 And you're not listening. ['Min! Lamin, in. 402 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,239 Damn, cuz, I've been selling weed. 403 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:22,412 I'm just bad at it. 404 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,413 Look, I'm tired of being broke. And I'm tired of stayin' in your mama basement. 405 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,620 What's wrong with my basement? 406 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,499 Ma... ma, stop listening! 407 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,206 - Then stop badmouthing my basement! - Damn. 408 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,416 I'm sorry, auntie! 409 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:37,754 Girl, you know I love your basement! [ Love everything you do for me. 410 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,180 All right, then, Calvin. 411 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,304 Let's grow. 412 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,512 Mpance with my dogs in the nighttime wroof I 413 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,268 jirap with the chickens like popeye's popeye's 414 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,850 money changin' colors like tie-dye tie-dye jd 415 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,482 2m just tryna get it I ain't tryna die no j 416 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,551 she got a big ol" onion Booty make the world crycry j 417 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,784 jn the kitchen wrist twistin' like a stir fry. Whip it 418 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,451 plold them bands down hey d> 419 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,558 plold your mans down hey » 420 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,850 mvho told you come around? Who? D 421 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,704 jphis that trap sound trap d 422 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,907 designer clothes clothes d 423 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,287 jfashion shows shows d 424 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,618 jirap, house house d 425 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,044 made of gold gold d 426 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,247 jlontrol the bag now control it d 427 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,360 mo need to brag now no need d> 428 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,965 jy, put the mask down mask d 429 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,542 me livin' fast now fast d 430 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,376 finest finest. 431 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,210 Wrist froze 432 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,762 me can go we can d 433 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,009 jloast to coast coast d 434 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,639 matchin' me whip up still be real and famous 435 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,517 dance with my dogs in the nighttime j 436 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,064 jeah woo, woo, woo, wroof 437 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:38,151 jn the kitchen wrist twistin' like a stir fry. Whip it 438 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:49,159 Jeep watchin' me whip up still be real and famous d 439 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,462 dance with my dogs in the nighttime j 440 00:18:54,133 --> 00:19:02,133 jn the kitchen wrist twistin' like a stir fry. Whip it 441 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,771 Hell no, man! 442 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,771 All that work for nothin'. 443 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,852 Waste o' damn time, cuz. 444 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,201 Man. What? 445 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,780 Oh, hell now. 446 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,324 Oh, what's that? 447 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,501 What goin' on, cuz? 448 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,881 We gonna be rich. 449 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,677 We'd like another chance to win your business, okay? 450 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,887 Now we done upgraded our product line. 451 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,562 Roger, show him what we got. 452 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,562 Damn, man. 453 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,673 - Exactly. - That's what I'm talkin' about. 454 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,064 This ain't just any weed. We like to think of ourselves as the apple of weed. 455 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,116 - Mm-hm. - We're about to be in everybody's pocket. 456 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,203 See this right here? 457 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,076 - It's all occasions. - Mm-hm. 458 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,699 - When you're tryna turn up. - Turn up. 459 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:08,154 - Turn down. - Turn down. 460 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,410 Turn your life around. 461 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,937 - Where you're tryna pull up. - Pull up. 462 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:12,961 - Pull out! - Pull out. 463 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,368 Or maybe pull over! 464 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,498 - Yeah! - Stop! 465 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,594 Oh, damn. 466 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,093 Oh, I think your "damn" a little too early. 467 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,348 Okay, okay, we gotta do this. 468 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,188 We gotta record this. Gotta get this on world star. 469 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,565 Landscape, fool. You gotta catch everything. 470 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,113 Hey, man, y'all better watch where y'all goin'. 471 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,690 We were at a stop sign. 472 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,571 Yeah, uh, it was my homeboy fault. 473 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,447 What? Lemme tell ya somethin'. 474 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,530 You never apologize, okay? It's three rules to livin'. 475 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,304 - Rule number one, never apologize. - Yeah. 476 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,604 Rule number two, you never give out your government name. 477 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,022 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay? 478 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,834 Rule number three, you never throw out cups that get free refills. 479 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,163 What? 480 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,750 I'm gonna snap you in half, you little punk. 481 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:06,133 My boss is gonna be really, really upset about this. 482 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,576 Nobody give a damn 'bout your boss. 483 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,136 Your boss can kiss my ass. 484 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,718 Fold up, hold up, hold up hold up, hold up » 485 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,268 - is that lil baby? - That's lil baby! 486 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,086 - Wah-wah-wah... p - Hey, wha' goin' on, man? 487 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,523 You all see this big-ass boat in front of y'all, man? 488 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,478 Wait, wait, wait. Uh... 489 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,781 Um, what if I offered you q truce? 490 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,699 A truce? Man, I don't even do truces. 491 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,823 No, we made it, man. It's... it's good shit. 492 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,122 I'll tell ya if it good shit or not. 493 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:33,538 Let me see. 494 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,061 - What are you doing? - I'm saving your ass kicks, man. 495 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,952 - It's our only blunt. - Man, shut up. Look. 496 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,375 Mwah-wah-wah-wah-wah 497 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,957 you see that? Look again. 498 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:45,672 All right. 499 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,051 Hey, man, I ain't gonna lie, man. That's some good shit. 500 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,506 That's mighty fine. 501 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:51,601 I told you. 502 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,511 Good shit, man. That shit... That shit strong or what? 503 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,874 What the hell we doin' right here, anyway? 504 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:59,436 - Y'all hit us, lil baby. You wham and shit. - Hush! 505 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:00,527 He whammed it. 506 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:01,225 Um, we hit your car. 507 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,006 - Hold up, hold up, hold up. - Accident. 508 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,315 What... so this, right here? 509 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,862 Accident. 510 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,534 Man, I ain't hate you. Don't even worry 'bout it, man. 511 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,450 - For real? - Yeah. 512 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,245 It'd be a shame to be upset on such a beautiful day. 513 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,540 We gonna get some fries, man. Let's ride. 514 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,492 Well, I'll be damned. 515 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,460 I told you. 516 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,529 Now why you still recordin'? 517 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,465 Don't nobody wanna see no video of some guys becoming friends. 518 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,386 Man, you don't get it, do you? 519 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,761 Yeah, we supposed to fight those dudes, but the weed made us get along. 520 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:33,887 That was incredible. 521 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,015 I... I mean, I never seen weed do that. 522 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,846 Stuff has superpowers. 523 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,272 Exactly. 524 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,896 You know what? We 'bout to own this town. 525 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,089 Everybody finna be a superhero. 526 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,399 Business is boomin' money be movin' d 527 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,104 let's go! 528 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,441 Mobody got it like we got it who you foolin' » 529 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,073 my car won't start. Goddamn it. 530 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,246 Business is boomin' everyone want a portion 531 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,245 mow I can't fold my wallet no more contortion d 532 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,954 jpan't tell me nothin' I been makin' a fortune 533 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,538 so, how can I help you? 534 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:08,922 I wanna enjoy my job, but I hate kids. 535 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,719 I got the perfect thing for you. 536 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,764 Business is boomin' money be movin' d 537 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,064 me don't be losin' 538 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,061 mhat y'all be doin' 539 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,767 pley, business is boomin' 540 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,102 money be movin' 541 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:29,688 mobody sleepin' on the job y'all be snoozin' d 542 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,863 come on! For real? 543 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,612 It's ridiculous! Come on. 544 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,944 - Yo, what's up, 0g? - What da deal? 545 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,449 I already got them people going... 546 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,747 All about that there smoke batch, on my grill, man, 547 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,450 goddamn runnin' crazy, boy! You wan' come back? 548 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,878 I don't know what he said. Just show him the weed, man. 549 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,176 Plope you ready for the boom now 550 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,473 all of my partners is busy 551 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,596 jfhey with the jam like jiffy 552 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,973 jou ain't involved it's a pity d 553 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:05,650 well, Roger, we are turning the block up, baby. 554 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,818 Told you it were gonna work. 555 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,149 Me 'bout to get some money 556 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,111 hlands in the bag like I'm holdin' both jokers 557 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,071 pley, business is boomin' 558 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:19,655 no one talks to me. 559 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:24,289 I think it's because I'm the only white kid at a historically black college. 560 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,250 Nah. 561 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,548 You just lame as hell. 562 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,340 You gotta loosen up, bro. 563 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,794 I just want people to see the chill, charismatic me, not this anxious mess. 564 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:38,428 Dude, if you so anxious, well, this is the weed that's gonna calm you down. 565 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,976 Mobody got it like we got it who you foolin' » 566 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,555 business is boomin' money be movin' d 567 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,730 me don't be losin' 568 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,855 mhat y'all be doin' hey, business is boomin'. 569 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,437 Over here, this is where the rich people live. 570 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:54,177 - Mm-mm. That's the secret. - Who the hell gave him the key? 571 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,738 Now, quenton, you know I have to know, 572 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,036 how dreadful was that outfit she had on? 573 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:02,115 Honey, it was ugly and it was an outfit. 574 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,289 What did you say to porsha? 575 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,036 None of your damn business. 576 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,835 - What do you mean, none of my business? - What I said. 577 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,287 - What'd you say? - Ladies... 578 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:17,050 Man, when I tell you these bitches are wearing me out. 579 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:17,721 We got what you need. 580 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,299 - Sho "nuff? - Take a whiff of that. 581 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,454 Oh. Well, I'm gonna try it. 582 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:26,814 Let you know how this work out. I'm gonna go live my best life with this. 583 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,389 Yeah. 584 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,444 Blood, sweat and tears runnin' dry need a donor jd 585 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,944 hlands in the bag like I'm holdin' both jokers 586 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:33,896 business is boomin' 587 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:37,154 - I don't give a damn who right or wrong. - 0h, that smell... ooh. 588 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,596 Get on over here, quenton. Get in here! 589 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,765 - Get your ass over here, boy. - You know you're family for life. 590 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:45,328 All right. I'll be your teapot. 591 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,626 Oh, baby. Oh, cuz. 592 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,044 How much we got? 593 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,275 - 'Bout this much. - Shit. Aight. 594 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,444 I mean, this town's so dry, we're finna be making all the money. 595 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:55,050 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Baby wipes instead of toilet tissue money. 596 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,048 - 0h, yeah? - I'm talkin' brand-new car money. 597 00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,131 I'm talkin' gettin' yourself out your mama basement money. 598 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,307 What's wrong with my basement? 599 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,727 - Damn, she got some good ears. - Man, 'cause you're so loud, man! 600 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:06,599 Come on, man. 601 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,306 You know I love your basement, auntie! 602 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:13,019 Me been gettin' all the money j 603 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:16,196 Jill the money-ay 604 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:17,856 oh, damn. 605 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:22,160 Oh, damn. Our super weed's gone. 606 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,114 They got the Bible too, cuz! 607 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,790 Shit. 608 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,492 Damn! 609 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,549 Yo, where's our shit? 610 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,487 Well, you better slow down, run up on my side house like that. 611 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,753 You s'posed to come around the front, you wanna address me properly. 612 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,033 Come up talkin' that brokanese, 613 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,922 act like you havin' a crack attack or so. 614 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,617 Man, did you see somebody go in my house? 615 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:44,508 Did I see somebody what? 616 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:45,872 Do I look like the house watcher? 617 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,636 Oh, oh, "big bang the watch dog." 618 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:48,875 Nobody go... Nobody go in your house. 619 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,877 No, I don't watch no goddamn house. 620 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:53,421 I've just been sitting here with co-sign and these beautiful ladies, 621 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,506 and this dude I don't know, 622 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,613 looking at that cloud up there shaped like the Booty. 623 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,484 It's amazing, too. 624 00:26:58,575 --> 00:26:59,844 Ain't nobody worry about that, man. 625 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,655 Somebody went in my house and stole our whole stash. 626 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,486 See? That's what happens. Look at you. 627 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,072 Just decide you wanna sell weed and start sellin' weed. 628 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,159 Can't just do that. You can't just sit down at the dinner table 629 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,836 and start eating without praying, boy. 630 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,959 You probably got ghetto taxed. 631 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,711 Probably that ghetto tax real! 632 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:17,962 So you took it? 633 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,239 Did I say I knew anything about it? 634 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:22,005 I'm just sayin' maybe things like this wouldn't happen 635 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,714 if you showed big bang some respect. 636 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,089 Respect? Respect? Here you go, 637 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,680 talkin' "bout respect again. Yeah. 638 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:29,182 - Bro, that's all you ever talk about. - Like aretha! 639 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,012 Yo, we don't owe you nothin', bro. 640 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,209 This man act like he invented 641 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,252 selling weed. - I tell you. 642 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,962 Ain't nobody else invent selling weed but me. 643 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:37,854 I've been trapping since before trapping was trapping. A'ight? 644 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:38,812 That's what I do. 645 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,443 You... you ever heard of Selma? 646 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,114 Yeah, I heard of Selma. 647 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,841 Yeah, yeah, that's why they call it Selma. 648 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,532 I used to "sell ma" weed down there! 649 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,032 They was marchin' for that. 650 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,786 And other things important in the black community. 651 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:50,707 But weed was part of it. 652 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,536 Yo, man, we get it. You old as hell, bro. But where's our weed at? 653 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,214 - 0h. - Who you callin' old? You see my outfit. 654 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,165 Boy, I'm fresher than zest. 655 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,797 Boy, I'm so fresh, people don't say, "take a shower." 656 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,219 They say, "take a big bang." 657 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,887 Let me tell ya what ya ought to do. 658 00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:05,118 If I was y'all, which I'd never be y'all. 659 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,723 'Cause I wouldn't be standing down there 660 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,471 looking up at big bang like, "please, 661 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:10,302 big bang, help us. Who stole our weed?" 662 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,480 If I was y'all, this is what I'd do. 663 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:14,852 Search around. 664 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,962 You lookin in the wrong place right here. 665 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,005 Go down there, ask the Asian 666 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,173 people down there. - You never... 667 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,107 - Asians next door, bro. - You ain't ask them? 668 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,878 The white people over there be... Got all their windows blacked out. 669 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,094 Yeah. 670 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,234 You ain't even see they go in and out of the house. 671 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,910 They could be in there murdering people. 672 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,864 I'm not saying that they stole anything 'cause that would be racist. 673 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,619 I'm just sayin', check the... 674 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,246 What you do is check the high school. 675 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:34,697 Yup, check the high school. 676 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,441 Oh, them high boys down there, they got no respect. 677 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,001 All they lookin' for, somebody to get. 678 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:42,255 They got the face all day. Maybe they got your shit. 679 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,005 Is that a Booty cloud? 680 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,678 No, the Booty... Look more to the left. 681 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,973 Damn. Booty cloud. 682 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,597 That's the Booty cloud. 683 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,348 Whoo! 684 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:58,271 Yo, man, why you wearin' that stupid-ass hat? 685 00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,818 What's wrong with it? 686 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,174 I used to wear it back in the day. 687 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:04,565 Uh, you gotta understand, cuz, we got to blend in. 688 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,651 Come on, now. Gotta trust me. 689 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,450 Come on, man. 690 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,140 - Get in there. Come on. - Come on, cuz, in here. 691 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,155 Students, please report to the buses 692 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,644 for the verdant biokinetic field trip. 693 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:17,128 All right, now, check this out. We lookin' for kids with clean kicks. 694 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,920 'Cause that mean they stole our stash. 695 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,749 Bet you they did. I bet you they did. 696 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,128 Oh, snap, Mr. mcmullen. 697 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,130 Yup. Mcmullen. 698 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:27,304 Oh. I did not know he was still the principal here. 699 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,803 - He is. - He can't see me. 700 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,599 Can't see me. 701 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,552 I know he's still mad at me. 702 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,187 You know why. 703 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,685 Bro, it was a senior prank. 704 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,643 Man, you smashed his wife. 705 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,817 On his desk. 706 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:43,383 While the pa was on. While the pa was on. 707 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,842 Mrs. principal. 708 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:50,202 Ooh. I'm gonna be on the honor roll now. 709 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,076 What the... 710 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,833 - I gave her the whole swirl. - You got to give me... 711 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,081 It's a souvenir. 712 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,315 I hate that hat. 713 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,608 - Listen... - 0h, shit! 714 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:04,500 The kid has gotta wear pants. That's not up for debate. 715 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,097 Coochie king. 716 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,060 Oh, it's on. 717 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,776 Hey, man, why is it so quiet? 718 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:34,455 Like, don't nobody wanna skip class 'round... 719 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,532 Yo, Wesley snipes. 720 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:39,962 Call 911. 721 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,586 Oh, my god. 722 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,209 Damn, what happened, skirt? 723 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:43,880 Poor kid. 724 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,299 Oh, my god, on your face. 725 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,217 God damn, these kids. 726 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:50,431 Oh, shit. 727 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,477 Come on. Man. We about to get robbed. 728 00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,772 - We... - You don't wanna Rob us. We broke. 729 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,170 Would you mind taking our picture, sir? 730 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,810 - Huh? - We just got a a on a science project 731 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,736 and we wanna text our mom. 732 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:07,437 Take a picture? 733 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:08,532 They kids, man. 734 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,278 Don't you ever reach for your damn jacket 735 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,030 like that. Put your phone in your pocket. 736 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,361 I almo' knocked yall the fuck out. 737 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,333 ="sir"? Yup. He called me "sir." 738 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,419 It's the braids. I done told ya. It's the... 739 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,509 You smell that? 740 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,140 Right here. 741 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:37,763 Locked, man. 742 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,721 We gonna connect through, and we're gonna get them punks. Come on. 743 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:44,149 - We got 'em now, man. - Mm-hm. 744 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:51,735 Yo! Mr. crandall! 745 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:52,827 - Yo! - Jesus! 746 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,235 You been gettin' high? 747 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,516 You guys scared the piss outta me. 748 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:57,767 Why are you not on the field trip? 749 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,498 Buddy boy high as hell. You don't remember me? 750 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,826 - It's Calvin. - Roger. 751 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,831 Hold on. Let me do the move. 752 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,459 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 753 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,790 Calvin. Yes, I remember you. 754 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,545 - What's up? - You graduated? 755 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,114 I mean, you know, I walked across the stage. 756 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,258 You walked, that's for sure. 757 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,212 - I was there, you know. - Mm-hm. 758 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,513 So what's up? 759 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,136 We... we got a, um, 760 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,343 a little neighborhood business that, you know, 761 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,178 me and my cousin done started up, right. 762 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,875 You know, 'cause we trying to change our life around. 763 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,981 - 'Cause I graduated. Right? - Got it. 764 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,777 Some of our business supplies have been misplaced 765 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,606 and, um, it was brought to... To our attention 766 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:35,784 that some of the people who might have misplaced 'em, 767 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:36,889 they probably go to this school. 768 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,871 S50, we just wanted to say hey, you know, speak to 'em. 769 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,494 Oh, so you guys are dealers. 770 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,324 Somebody copped your product. 771 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,752 The whole stash. Man, they took the whole thing. 772 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,295 And this smells rather familiar. 773 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,292 We was wondering if you could help us 774 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,743 find out where you got it, 'cause, 775 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,921 you know... -Yeah. You know. 776 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,255 It's kinda hard to come by now, you know? 777 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,131 You're telling me. 778 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,838 Dealers all over town are completely sold out. 779 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,594 It's like somebody's buying in bulk. 780 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,516 Open a friggin' chronic costco. 781 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:06,190 Found this, uh, this canister earlier in the cafeteria. 782 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:09,234 I haven't seen it before, but, um, I tell you, 783 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,936 this is dank as fudge. 784 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:11,770 I smell it. 785 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,050 - What he say? - He... I don't know. 786 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:17,033 Man, this smell like angel farts. This is our stuff. 787 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,497 Talk to Ivanov. 788 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,448 They're in the magic kitty, strip club, downtown. 789 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,703 Russians steal everything. They done stole 790 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,705 our election, and they stole our weed. 791 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,003 Calvin. 792 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,627 I know you're in the building. 793 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,174 [ Found your hat. 794 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:39,131 It find you, my friend, you're going down, hard. 795 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,558 Told you not to wear that stupid hat, man! 796 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,681 It's my favorite hat, cuz. 797 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:44,181 Damn! 798 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,072 Sounds like you guys need this more than I do. 799 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:49,941 I do, 'cause I'm going down. 800 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,484 You home wrecker! 801 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,813 - Come on, man! - 0h! Here you go. 802 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,863 Yeah, I'm-a get down. 803 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,072 Come on, man! Grab me some! 804 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,202 Come on. Mcmullen gonna kill me. 805 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,376 Go! Go! The gym! Gym! 806 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,666 Oh, no, not again. 807 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,793 Go, go, go, go, go! 808 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,294 Go, man! 809 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:18,931 Damn. 810 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,008 I told you, 811 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:28,852 if you ever stepped foot in this school again, 812 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,560 I'd beat you senseless. 813 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,903 How's our wife? 814 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:51,703 That super weed made you fly, cuz! 815 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,875 Dunked on your ass! 816 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:59,131 Uh-oh, what goin' on? 817 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,553 Oh! 818 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,807 - Come on, man. - What happened? 819 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,304 What happened to my power? 820 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,067 Out of the way! Move! Move, move! 821 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,989 Calvin! 822 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,407 Damn it! 823 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,452 That was crazy. 824 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:27,326 And we got us. 825 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:34,254 You always gotta be doin' some stupid shit, man. 826 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,526 I can't believe we're alive, cuz. 827 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,838 - Man, get your ass up, man. - Time to go to the strip club. 828 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,072 Hi. Welcome to verdant... 829 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,337 I can't believe I lost my hat again. 830 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:43,842 And over here. 831 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,474 Perfect. 832 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,301 A... Alicia? 833 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,182 Yo! 834 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,137 Roger? 835 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,188 What's up? 836 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,276 Hey. 837 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:57,882 This is my, um... -Sorry, I got 838 00:35:57,906 --> 00:35:59,191 bugs in my mouth. My name Calvin. 839 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,692 - Cousin Galvin. - Mm-hm. 840 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,115 Okay. 841 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:05,365 Anyways, uh, this where you work? 842 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:06,365 Yeah. 843 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,866 It's dope. 844 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:10,118 So are you guys with the kids? 845 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:15,333 We, um, volunteer chaperone 846 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,790 - at school, sometimes. - Parents. Mm-hm. 847 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,797 Oh, people left their kids with you guys? 848 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:23,211 Yeah. 849 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,512 What's wrong with that? 850 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,199 I'm just playing. All right, you guys are gonna get the full tour. 851 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:29,934 And don't fall asleep like you used to in class. 852 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:34,685 All right, guys. My name's Alicia harmon, and this is verdant biokinetics. 853 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,671 50 let's start with my favorite part of the tour. 854 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:42,031 Employee lounge where there's free soda and snacks. Come on. 855 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,236 What is you doin'? 856 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,807 We ain't got no time for no fool tour. 857 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,612 We ain't got time for no drinks, Roger. You forgot? 858 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,119 We need to go to the strip club. The Russian? 859 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,915 Yo, the Booty club gonna be there. 860 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:53,661 You see that lady up there? 861 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,393 Yo, just let me finesse this real quick and it's gonna be all good. 862 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,922 Plus, she said it's free soda. So we are goin' to be good. 863 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,671 Don't nobody give a damn about no drinks, Roger. 864 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,323 You know what? They better have liters in there, 865 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,303 'cause you sound thirsty as hell. 866 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,722 Eh, shut up. 867 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,391 Founded in 2013, 868 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,878 verdant biokinetics makes everything 869 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,930 from rocket biofuel to nutrient-dense baby formula. 870 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,855 Well, I hope they don't mix up the 871 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,729 baby formula and the rocket fuel. 872 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,981 Babies gonna be blowin' up all over town. 873 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:25,490 - Shut up, man. - We're working to improve the mind, 874 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,067 the body, and the world. 875 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:27,617 Hello. 876 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:31,117 Oh. And look, there's our ceo, Ms. Ana cheever. 877 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,493 Hey, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. 878 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,370 I just wanna say how happy I am 879 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:37,077 that you're all here today to be part of 880 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,709 our inner city youth outreach program. 881 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:44,634 Alicia is helping us to be a fully-woke corporation. 882 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,962 "Woke"? 883 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:51,140 You're all so brave, and so beautiful. 884 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:54,970 You have such bright, bright futures ahead of you. 885 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:57,897 And just remember, don't do drugs. 886 00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:01,397 Unless, of course, they're one of ours. 887 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:03,695 I'm kidding. I am kidding. Okay. 888 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,647 Oh, thank you for that, Ms. cheever. 889 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,357 Let's give it up for her. 890 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,066 This lady is whack. 891 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:10,447 I think I'll find me a place to smoke. I'm out. 892 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:11,557 Why don't we head into our vr room, 893 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:16,917 where you guys can fly with bees through real honeycombs. Yeah? 894 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,288 Access granted. 895 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,603 You figure it out? 896 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:41,274 Oh, yeah, you know. I'm chill. I'm math as hell. 897 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:45,925 Yo, so, yo, what happened to the tour? 898 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:48,235 I [eft them in the auditorium with a science movie. 899 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:52,990 So, you know, they're probably all diddling each other by now. 900 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,537 I like science movies. 901 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:55,659 I bet you do. 902 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:59,993 What's up with your boss, like, cryin' 'bout the inner city kids, 903 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:01,794 dressing like erykah badu? 904 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,997 Is she like, serious? 905 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:04,547 Yeah. 906 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,842 She means well, but she can just be a real line-crosser. 907 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:10,090 That woman stresses me out. 908 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:14,800 Word. Yo, when I get like that, yo, I get high. 909 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,933 Yo, I actually got some if you wanna smoke. 910 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,389 I stopped smoking in college. 911 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,018 For real? 912 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,646 - Yeah. - Like, you never smoke? 913 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:27,900 Well, I guess, I don't know, I just started focusing on my career. 914 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:31,074 Yeah, I'm all about my paper, too, but yo, I gotta smoke. 915 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,616 Like, I gots to stay high. 916 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:36,162 Well, you're cute, so you can do that. 917 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:43,416 See, this is what I'm talking about. The ceo needs me. 918 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,997 I'll be here if you change your mind. 919 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,128 Shouldn't you be with the kids? 920 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,756 Kids? Kids! 921 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:53,429 Roger, it's this way. 922 00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,183 - I knew that. - Uh-huh. 923 00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,219 Nobody in here. 924 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,521 Time to smoke my blunt. 925 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,858 Ooh. Mustn't get too hard. 926 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:06,733 Nobody. 927 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,812 What am I gonna do? 928 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,886 - Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. - Want me to help you? 929 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,368 - 0h, please... - Let me take a picture. 930 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:24,869 - Now come on, man. - Man, why 931 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,706 you so strong? Get off... I can walk. 932 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,546 Yo... yo, what's goin' on? 933 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,127 Ain't none of your business, sir. 934 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,365 It is my business. He's with me. 935 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,050 Well, then, you need to come with me, too. 936 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:35,971 Come on, now. 937 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,300 - You snitched. You're stupid. - Damn, man! Damn! 938 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:40,134 Fye is causing some side effects. 939 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:44,689 This is very, very bad. These results are horrendous. 940 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,142 Well, should we delay the launch? 941 00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,399 No. Absolutely not. Our stock price would plummet. 942 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,800 - Ow! - Quiet, man. 943 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,065 - So0rry to interrupt. - What is it? 944 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,596 I found these two wandering around the halls 945 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,236 and this gentleman was in a restricted area. 946 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:02,791 Who you callin' a gentleman? I am not no gentleman. I am a grown man. 947 00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:04,826 What... what's going on? 948 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,503 Uh, these two claim to be with the high school, 949 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:11,503 but none of the other chaperones have ever heard of 'em. 950 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,835 They say they're with you? 951 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:15,841 Mm-hm. Yeah. 952 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:18,469 Yup. I'm taking them to lunch today. 953 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:19,662 They're actually community leaders. 954 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:24,055 Oh! Community leaders. Wonderful. 955 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:24,352 Calvin, Roger. 956 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,853 Yeah. It's officer community leader Calvin, at that. 957 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,811 - And Obama was a community leader. - Uh-huh. 958 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:31,064 I miss Obama. 959 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,509 - He was a Deacon at his church. - Hello there. Thank you so much. 960 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:34,067 We're gonna go. 961 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,022 Take them to Chez Jane. 962 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,958 It's the best soul food in Atlanta. It's on us. 963 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,698 He only like brown mandms, did you know? 964 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:40,824 Thank you so much. 965 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:41,074 Love you, brothas. 966 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,476 Yo, thanks for helping us out, and 967 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,860 all that, you know what I'm saying, 968 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,437 giving us a ride back to the whip, and all that. 969 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,577 Are you kidding me? You just gave me 970 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,754 an excuse to get out of the office. 971 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,481 Let's go get that lunch [ Just lied about. 972 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,919 Uh-uh, uh-uh, I don't think we... 973 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,738 Uh-uh, we ain't got time, ma'am. We're kinda in a rush. 974 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,799 Uh, have you ever eaten at magic kitty? 975 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,090 Huh? - Yo I . Yo, yo. 976 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:02,259 Yo, he's kidding. We should go to zaxby's or something. 977 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:06,016 Well, if you want the best wings, you go to magic kitty. 978 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,313 Let's go see some Booty. 979 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,253 Okay, but look. There's a reason we gotta go, okay? 980 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,563 We gotta go see some Russian gangsters, okay? 981 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:15,272 They stole our weed. And we ain't really got a plan. 982 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,526 And you could die. 983 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:19,984 Okay. Well as long as I'm not eating a boring-ass salad bowl at the mall, 984 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,411 I'm down for whatever, Calvin. 985 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,988 Let's go. 986 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:28,080 Shit. You said you wanted a ride or die. 987 00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:31,413 So that's what we into, people that just wanna die? 988 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,044 Ji you a bad chick let me hear you say. Yeah 989 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,376 little Booty, big Booty don't care. Yeah d 990 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:38,427 jou got your own car or your own crib. Yeah 991 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,755 fle steady callin' but you leave him on read 992 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:43,091 lust sway wid it sway wid it > 993 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,016 sway wid it 994 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,936 kinda geeked up sway wid it > 995 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:47,512 ohl! 996 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,643 Lust sway wid it, sway wid it sway wid it > 997 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:53,477 j met a dude named Wes said he checkin' for the best 998 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,435 what's up, baby? You wanna dance? 999 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:58,899 No. I won't... we don't want no dance right now. Maybe... maybe laters. 1000 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,779 But I know what you can help me with, though. 1001 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:04,454 Um, you know where I can find Ivanov? 1002 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,540 Sorry, I'm working. 1003 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:09,117 You working? Oh, but you can't find Ivanov? 1004 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:10,327 - Hey. - Hey. 1005 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,628 I know what you're lookin' for. 1006 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,878 50, you... you... Where the hell my weed at? 1007 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:20,382 I got no need for your weed, 'cause I got so much money, it's funny. 1008 00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,179 I got money. 1009 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,092 I'm a li'l popcorn player. 1010 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,890 That nigga just made it rain on me! 1011 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:29,981 These wings are so good. 1012 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:33,266 These breasts and thighs are good, too. 1013 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,649 Whoo! Go, girl. 1014 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,905 Ooh. 1015 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:43,531 Now that ain't corporate, right there. 1016 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,577 - A heap of hundreds, cuz! - Hey, buddy. 1017 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,327 Uh-uh. I told you I ain't want no dance. 1018 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,748 I heard you're looking for Ivanov. 1019 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:54,330 Yes. And tell him, when you see him, I need to talk to him. 1020 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,835 The boss is here. 1021 00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:01,344 What you talkin " " bout, blondie? 1022 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:05,298 I am Ivanov. Irena Ivanov. 1023 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,678 Let's go. 1024 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,511 Yeah, you all heard the Terminator. 1025 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:10,874 We gotta get the hell up outta here. 1026 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:13,184 Let's go see what she's talkin' 'bout. 1027 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,518 Okay, let's hear it. 1028 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:21,105 Why are you coming in here and disrespecting my business? 1029 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,985 No. What's disrespectful is, 1030 00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:24,263 you stealin' our weed and passin' it off like it's your own. 1031 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,949 - Calm down, Calvin. - No. Ain't no calm down, cuz. 1032 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,576 I'ma calm down when you all give us our weed back. 1033 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:33,501 We don't steal weed. You are wasting my time. 1034 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,293 Bogdan, get rid of them. 1035 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,500 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not here to cause any trouble. 1036 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:39,173 No, Alicia, ain't nobody scared of thieven seagal. You hear me? 1037 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:43,629 I'm about to go left and right like a carnival game, only ugly... 1038 00:44:43,723 --> 00:44:45,701 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1039 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,182 What if I offered you guys q truce? 1040 00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:49,884 You all like smokin' weed, right? 1041 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,580 Okay. 1042 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:16,411 Okay. Okay. Now we do business. 1043 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:37,224 Hey, this, uh, this is my design. 1044 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:37,431 Your design? 1045 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:41,690 This college kid, he come into my tattoo shop. 1046 00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,612 He said, "I want cool Russian tattoo." 1047 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,486 But fuck this guy, so I designed "weak dick." 1048 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,569 He must like, he put on weed jar. 1049 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,495 And what's the name of this kid? 1050 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,913 I don't know, but, uh, 1051 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,289 he have red-black sweatshirt, uh, with pussy on it. 1052 00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:57,835 P-pussycat. 1053 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,709 South Atlanta college, right? Yeah. 1054 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,132 I think we're going to school, after all. 1055 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,379 You're not going anywhere. 1056 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,585 - Okay. - 0h, shit. 1057 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,011 Whoa. 1058 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,383 Shit. What's goin' on here? 1059 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:13,468 We give you good information. Now you give me something. 1060 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,058 I want her. 1061 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:16,933 Me? 1062 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:20,812 You are classy-hot, not like other girls. 1063 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:21,483 I want to see you dance. 1064 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:24,733 I would like to see her, too. 1065 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,695 You work for me now. 1066 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:32,320 We need a plan. 1067 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,701 We gotta get up outta here, y'all. 1068 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,874 Calm down. I got this. 1069 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,795 Your girl done did this before. Yes, she have. 1070 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,175 Shut up, dawg. 1071 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,383 Go, Alicia! 1072 00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:58,725 Irena! Irena! 1073 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,772 Oh! Damn! 1074 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,690 - Run! - Go! 1075 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:05,269 Girl, you crazy! To hell wrong wit" you! 1076 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:15,325 - Come on, god, they crazy! - Let's go! 1077 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,873 What is you doin'? 1078 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,451 - Come on. - Let's go! 1079 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,986 Girl, what was you doin' in there? 1080 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,716 You said we needed a plan. 1081 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:31,421 We didn't say kick the Russian in the head. 1082 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:40,471 Fuck! 1083 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,948 Oops. 1084 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:00,704 Damn, girl! 1085 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:01,534 Yo, I just feel like 1086 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:04,024 we bein' such a bad influence on you. You know what I'm sayin'? 1087 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,336 Like, if you need to get back to work or whatever you was doin', 1088 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,917 me and my cousin, really, we got it from here on. 1089 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:15,257 I can't go... I literally can't go back to work today. I'm high as hell. 1090 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,271 Which one of these students you think smoke weed? 1091 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:21,475 All the' kids smoke weed. You gotta know how to talk to 'em. Mm-hm. 1092 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:24,398 Just gotta know what to say. Watch out. 1093 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:28,649 Football players. Which one of y'all got that weak dick? 1094 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,564 Damn. 1095 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,945 I didn't name it that! 1096 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,780 I didn't name it that. 1097 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,865 Damn. 1098 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,622 All right, it can't be that hard to find a kid 1099 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:47,079 who smokes weed on a college campus. 1100 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,506 I think I know somebody. 1101 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,341 Uh-huh. Follow my cuz. 1102 00:48:55,975 --> 00:49:00,639 Well, well, well, if it ain't robbin' and stealin'. 1103 00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:03,971 Nah, it's Meegan and steffi. 1104 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:07,308 Oh, hey! Zesto's! 1105 00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:08,518 - What's up? - 0h. 1106 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,819 Sorry about what happened the other night. 1107 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,386 Hey, didn't you get our apology joint? 1108 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,817 Yeah, I got it. And I got fired. 1109 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,651 Mm-hm. But it don't even matter right now. 1110 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:21,580 I need you to tell me right now, who sells this weed. 1111 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:22,873 Right now. 1112 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,793 We don't smoke weed. 1113 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:27,336 Are you serious? 1114 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,276 You gon' tell me that right now, with a straight face, 1115 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:34,044 after we just smoked a pound in the back of your benz the other night? 1116 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,505 It was... they made me do it. It was weird. 1117 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:37,804 Uh-huh. 1118 00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:39,473 Oh, you ain't got to explain yourself! 1119 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,329 - Stop actin' like that. - I know. I'm just... 1120 00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:42,433 He smoke weed. Listen here. 1121 00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:44,352 Chocolate, vanilla, stop playin'. 1122 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,930 Where's our weed, 'cause if you 1123 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:47,640 don't tell us where our weed at, 1124 00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:51,148 Alicia here gonna kick y'all ass. Ain't that right? 1125 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,478 Mm-hm. 1126 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:52,982 Yup. 1127 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,065 Yup. You don't wanna... 1128 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:56,694 Don't test me. 1129 00:49:56,785 --> 00:50:00,027 Now I already drop-kicked one little goofy bird today. 1130 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:01,612 Just like that. 1131 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,288 She don't look crazy. 1132 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:05,036 Yeah, you ain't scaring nobody. 1133 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:09,166 Those pants are from j.Crew. I wore them to a bar mitzvah. 1134 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:11,338 Oh. Okay. All right. 1135 00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:13,040 - Uh-oh. - 0h, shit. 1136 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,295 Got somethin' now. 1137 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:15,466 Oh. Here. 1138 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,636 Okay. Okay! Okay. 1139 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,259 This guy named Tobin, 1140 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,513 he's got the best weed these days. 1141 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:28,223 It makes you feel like Beyonce riding a horse, like bareback. 1142 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,524 But I heard he's, like, huge and scary, 1143 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:33,353 so I wouldn't mess with him if I were you guys. 1144 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,591 Nobody care about that. Okay? 1145 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,822 I know krav maga. You hear me? 1146 00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,194 - You hear me? - Damn. 1147 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,846 Listen here. Y'all ain't ready for this crane. 1148 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,235 So, uh, where is this Tobin dude? 1149 00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:45,994 He's sponsoring a party at theta tonight, but y'all can't get in. 1150 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,200 It's for frats only. 1151 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,081 Plus, you guys, I really wouldn't mess with him. 1152 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:53,335 He's like the soog knight of Atlanta. 1153 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,211 - "S00g knight." - "S00g knight." 1154 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,084 You mean suge? 1155 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:57,543 Whatever. 1156 00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:00,471 Ooh, you all gotta stop watchin' black movies. Okay? 1157 00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,594 'Cause you're fuckin' up the culture. 1158 00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:04,050 It's like the same thing. 1159 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,224 It's okay. 1160 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,268 Come on, girl. Damn. 1161 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,042 Jphe boy got a problem better figure it out » 1162 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,002 jall you selfie-takin' nickin' gotta watch your mouth > 1163 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:15,269 pm just a midwest playa with some bounce. From the south 1164 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:17,776 whoo! Thi' thang lit! 1165 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:21,029 Oh, they let everybody in here. Okay, I see what's happenin'. 1166 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,408 Yo. Where you think we gon' find the Tobin dude? 1167 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,534 I don't know. We gotta split up, baby. 1168 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,225 I think I'm gonna go that way. 1169 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:33,664 Ladies! Have you ever met a guy who been to another dimension? Okay. 1170 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:34,462 Pamn 1171 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:36,506 bag just dropped I'm about to go. Ham 1172 00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:38,960 pretty girls flock when they see me go. Ham 1173 00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:41,466 bhakin' too hard for the radiodamn 1174 00:51:41,557 --> 00:51:43,639 sm about to go damn d> 1175 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:44,761 jdios damn 1176 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,763 bag just dropped I'm about to go. Ham 1177 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,596 pretty girls flock when they see me go. Ham 1178 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:50,770 pm about to go... 1179 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,271 Damn, I shoulda went to college. Ooh-wee. What's up, baby? 1180 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,602 Yes, yes. 1181 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,026 Ladies. 1182 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,901 Can one of you ladies help me find Tobin? 1183 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:01,659 Tobin? No? 1184 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:04,986 Ooh. Girl, that's why your wig stink. Don't do that. 1185 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,115 Hey, my man. Who you wi'? 1186 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:09,949 Oh, uh, I'm lookin' for my boy Tobin. You know where he at? 1187 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,044 - Tobin! - Who you with? 1188 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,272 Hey, I ain't ask you all that. 1189 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:14,332 This is a private party. Who you wi'? 1190 00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:15,333 - 0h, who I'm with. - Yeah. 1191 00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:19,838 Um, I'm from another chapter. Minnesota. 1192 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:24,171 Mm-hm. Theta all day, baby! Theta. All. Day. 1193 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,882 Hell, yeah. Theta all day. 1194 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,968 - Yeah. - Theta all day, baby. Okay. 1195 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:32,521 Look, look. We about to step. We down a man. Hop in. 1196 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:32,892 No. I got asthma. 1197 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,086 - I can't really do that right now. - Hey, hop in, bro. 1198 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,713 - Let me go use the bathroom. - 0h, yo, we got one! 1199 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,274 Okay. Later-later. 1200 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:42,030 So, do you got a man? 1201 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,824 Roger, do you really think I'd be here if I had a man? 1202 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:47,870 No, I'm just asking. 1203 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:51,665 I love this song. Let's go dance. 1204 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:52,958 Don't kick me in the head. 1205 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:54,581 Oh, you exotic 1206 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,537 sho told you you could walk in here like that > 1207 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:59,089 mho told you you could light up this room like that 1208 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,542 jvho told you you could kill all these girls like that > 1209 00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:04,128 jand every time they hate you know you got that kickback 1210 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:13,470 Must be somebody 1211 00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:14,850 jneah, yeah, yeah 1212 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,087 uh-uh! Man, what y'all doin'? Uh-uh, get off me, brotha! 1213 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:19,005 I ain't come here for that! I just came to talk to some... 1214 00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:20,144 What the... 1215 00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:20,944 Come on. Yeah. 1216 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,896 Hold your horses right now. You mean right now? 1217 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:23,991 - 0h... - Right now. 1218 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,490 This is where you wanna go? “Yes! 1219 00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:26,942 Yeah, man. Let's go. 1220 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,277 Right here. All right. Come on. 1221 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:36,000 I got it! I got the move, bro. 1222 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:39,121 Whoo! 1223 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,502 00-00! 1224 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,426 All right. Eyes over y'all back. 1225 00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:50,257 I'll be ready for ya. 1226 00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:52,013 Now beat 'em back. 1227 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:05,694 Oh, shit. You people are crazy. 1228 00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:08,776 Theta flip! Theta flip! 1229 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:11,032 Theta flip! Theta flip! 1230 00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:12,363 - Go. - Come on, bro. 1231 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:13,518 Theta flip. Let's go! I got you! 1232 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:17,501 I got asthma. Don't make me flip. It ain't good for my heart. 1233 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,170 Theta flip! Theta flip! 1234 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,966 Theta flip! Theta flip! Theta flip! 1235 00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:26,338 Oh! 1236 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,091 Ee tie == 1237 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,468 ooh! 1238 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,298 I'm good. 1239 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:31,802 Damn! 1240 00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:35,978 No harm, no foul. All right? I'm "Kay. 1241 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:42,067 Calvin! 1242 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,317 That's our founding brother's ashes! 1243 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,318 You say this who? 1244 00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:49,991 Our founding brother's ashes, man! 1245 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,115 Oh, shit. 1246 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,913 I got dead people all over me! 1247 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,834 Y'all, that ain't no damn theta! Stop that bitch! 1248 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,338 Let's go, let's go! 1249 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:01,524 Oh, they're trying to kick on me! Move! 1250 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,504 I et's find somewhere to hide! 1251 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:04,923 That's weird. 1252 00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:05,669 - This... this look like trouble. - On! 1253 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,922 Oh, yeah, let's hide in here. 1254 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,594 Can I join y'all? 1255 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:11,342 Come on! Aw! 1256 00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:15,809 Oh. 1257 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:18,940 That is wrong. 1258 00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:21,606 - You just need Jesus. - Come on, Cal. 1259 00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:24,400 - Get that punk up! - Yo, get back here, punk! 1260 00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:25,102 Let's go! Where he at? 1261 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:25,902 - This way. - Where they at? 1262 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,695 Check all the rooms! 1263 00:55:27,783 --> 00:55:30,946 Man, I told you to stay low. Now what we supposed to do? 1264 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:32,430 Tell me how we're supposed to find Tobin now. 1265 00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:37,323 Hey, yo, let's go see if Tobin got any more of that killer weed, man. 1266 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:40,784 See? I told you we gonna be straight. 1267 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,497 Mm-hm. 1268 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,634 Yup. 1269 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:50,961 That's our weed. 1270 00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,387 There's a security breach. 1271 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:56,467 Some scrawny dude with no dance skills, and his friends. 1272 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,122 Scrawny dude? I will fight that mother... 1273 00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:01,730 Wait, you can't just go in there, all maniac-style like that. 1274 00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:03,648 We need to have a plan first. 1275 00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:05,191 What weed we got left? 1276 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,235 We ain't got no damn weed, Roger. 1277 00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:07,902 We ain't got nothin' but shake. 1278 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,231 Hold up. Remember we was kids, we had no weed then. 1279 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,941 We used to go in my mama room and take all the 1280 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,402 little roaches and shake, put it together, 1281 00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:17,112 and make a super joint. 1282 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,071 Sta-i see where you goin'... 1283 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,872 It's captain planet. 1284 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,120 - Call on him. - Let's do it. 1285 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,041 Mr. planet, sir, we call on you today 1286 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,120 because we need your help more than ever. 1287 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,829 We was wondering if you could slide down 1288 00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:27,485 and help us up with some of that good-good. 1289 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:28,903 He ain't pick up. Hang up the phone. 1290 00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,007 - Leave a message. - Break. 1291 00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:31,676 Come on! Let's go! 1292 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,359 Thank ya, brotha. 1293 00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,612 That's it, bro. 1294 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:02,415 Are you guys okay? 1295 00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:05,084 It's part of the process. 1296 00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:06,912 Trust me. 1297 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,543 Ooh, lord. 1298 00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:16,422 Goddamn it! 1299 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,552 I'm okay. I'm all right. 1300 00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:19,644 Yeah, fool. 1301 00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,873 All right, now everybody be cool. Don't nobody make a move. 1302 00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:24,764 You all didn't have to kick the door in, man. It was open. 1303 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:28,191 Well, if you don't get your missy Elliott body half an ass up, 1304 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,188 well, I'm on your ah', ho... 1305 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,174 - Get his ass. - I'm talkin' 'bout big top Lilly. 1306 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:33,154 Get his ass. 1307 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:35,983 Look at him. You shoulda joined a sorority 'cause you know why? 1308 00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:38,194 Nou got titties 1309 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:38,993 get his ass. 1310 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,225 Well, look at you. Why you got a check on your forehead? 1311 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:45,083 I bet your tattoo artist was in the third grade. Good, check, ugly butt. 1312 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:45,829 Get his ass. 1313 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:48,412 - I'm ju' gettin' started... - We didn't come here to play. 1314 00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:51,294 Right. Where's Tobin? 1315 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,134 Whassup, bitches? 1316 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,407 - Wait a minute. - 0h, hell, no. 1317 00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:57,511 I know you ain't Tobin. 1318 00:57:57,599 --> 00:58:00,841 Business is boomin' money be movin' d 1319 00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:02,392 give us our weed back, white boy. 1320 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:05,346 No. No, I... I'm not giving anything back. 1321 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,055 'Cause I've learned an important lesson. 1322 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,910 That lesson is, when you have amazing weed... 1323 00:58:09,611 --> 00:58:10,521 Mm-hm. 1324 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:12,227 Everybody's nice to you. 1325 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,904 Even if you're a nerdy white virgin. 1326 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:17,699 No, no, I'm... I'm not a virgin. 1327 00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:18,650 I've had so much sex. 1328 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:22,408 No, no. I know another lesson your ass about to learn today, 1329 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,768 - ii'l virgin white boy. - L.Et him know. 1330 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:26,534 When you steal people shit, it's repercussion. 1331 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:29,040 We comin' back to cap that ass. 1332 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:30,337 Alicia, whoop his ass! “Wait! 1333 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:31,755 Can we not go there again? 1334 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:36,711 Hell, yeah! And another thing is, that tattoo you got on your arm, 1335 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,670 it actually says "weak dick." 1336 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,221 - What? What? - Flimsy. 1337 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:44,221 No, no, the tattoo artist said it meant "cool sex guy." 1338 00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:45,722 Oh, sweetie. 1339 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:46,599 Get the hell outta my party! 1340 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,056 You know, I'm king of this frat now! 1341 00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,391 What? 1342 00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:52,255 - Yo, say, what did you... - What the hell you just say? 1343 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,485 Uh, 1344 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,091 I'm just... I'm playin'. I'm pla... it's a joke. 1345 00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:55,900 Wait a minute. Everybody shut up! 1346 00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:59,575 Everybody pause! Theta, you know what? I'm tired of y'all. 1347 00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,902 We superheroes. And you know what? 1348 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,703 When our superpowers kick in... 1349 00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:07,954 Ain't no tellin' what we gon' do 1350 00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:08,784 you don't wanna see this. 1351 00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:13,043 Uh, Roger, what's your superpowers, 'cause I think mine died, real. 1352 00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:14,464 Oh. 1353 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:26,843 What is he doing? 1354 00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:35,522 Holy shit. 1355 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,907 What? 1356 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,415 What happened? 1357 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:50,667 I smell dookie. 1358 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,732 Oh, you ain't... you ain't... You don't need to worry 'bout that. 1359 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,496 Uh-huh, did y'all see that? 1360 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:55,455 Did you see that? 1361 00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:56,736 Did you saw that masterpiece, huh? 1362 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,466 We ain't playin' no game. Ain't no tellin' 1363 00:59:58,553 --> 00:59:59,963 what we do when our powers kick in. 1364 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:03,263 Yo, this ain't our weed Bible. Look at this. 1365 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,761 Kama Sutra for small men. 1366 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,038 Hey, dude, give... Give me my book back! 1367 01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:08,748 - 0h! - Oh! She be hittin' you from the back. 1368 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:09,557 Not. 1369 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:10,558 That's... that's normal. - 0h! 1370 01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:14,813 Dude, what you got goin' on? What kind of fraternity is this? 1371 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:16,484 Where's our weed Bible? 1372 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,811 I don't know what that is. 1373 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:18,816 I just bought your weed. 1374 01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:21,444 You know, some dude sold it to me for cheap. 1375 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:22,320 What dude that were? 1376 01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:27,200 I don't know. Some dude going on about a Booty cloud. 1377 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,994 - Big bang. - Big bang. 1378 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,746 You can have that. 1379 01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:36,915 Yeah, we smoke our founding brother's ashes in his memory. 1380 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:43,962 Thetas. 1381 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:44,546 Oh, shit. 1382 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:49,101 Uh, I guess smokin' dead people really works. 1383 01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:52,520 What's up, negroes? 1384 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:58,523 Sixty-eight degrees and partly cloudy in downtown Atlanta. 1385 01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,730 Brought to you by fye. It's the future of high. 1386 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:03,156 It's fye. Launching tomorrow. 1387 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:05,700 1 know everybody's excited about that. 1388 01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:08,153 Jimmy, you gonna go downtown... 1389 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:10,617 Trap house, 1390 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,701 there's so many wonderful things I could say about ya. 1391 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:17,333 - But I don't feel like it. - Big bang, where's our weed Bible? 1392 01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:19,665 What? What you talkin' 'bout? 1393 01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:22,250 We know you got it, because Tobin told us. 1394 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,209 So Tobin told you I had the Bible. 1395 01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,796 So just 'cause Tobin told you somethin', you believe Tobin? 1396 01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:26,346 Where the Bible at? 1397 01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,139 A'ight, okay, a'ight, yeah. I got it. 1398 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:29,787 A'ight, I sold him some weed and I ain't got none of the rest, 1399 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:33,645 and I ain't got your Bible no more either. Sold that, too. 1400 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:34,187 To who? 1401 01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,334 I don't know. Some white people. 1402 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,544 White people wanna buy stuff, you sell it to 'em. 1403 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:38,524 Some company called, uh, uh, vit... vit... 1404 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:40,398 Ver... vverdant biokinetics? 1405 01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:42,228 That. Say it again. 1406 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:43,154 Verdant biokinetics. 1407 01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:44,697 Yeah, that's them, right there, man. 1408 01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:46,137 They were all in a panic to get it. 1409 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:47,441 They almost ripped my arm apart. 1410 01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:49,182 Someone was, "we all need it! We all need it!" 1411 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:50,821 And they paid me a lot of money. 1412 01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,122 And that's how ['m retiring. 1413 01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:54,325 Big bang outta here. Bang! 1414 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:56,205 What would a big tech lab want with our weed? 1415 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:58,912 I don't know. They said they gon' make some, like, smart blunt. 1416 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,713 That's what it was called. Fye. 1417 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,791 And it was fye, too. They let me try. 1418 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,968 It was amazing. Nice, clean burn. 1419 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,761 Fruity flavors. I think it's the future. 1420 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:09,430 Although the come-down, it's a little bad, little shaky. 1421 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:11,382 But, hey, more weed better than no weed. 1422 01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:13,218 You know what I'm sayin'? 1423 01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:15,395 And they white people. Why not trust 'em? 1424 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,792 And you ain't know nothin' about this? 1425 01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:19,295 No... I know they've been developing something for a while now, 1426 01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:23,107 but I don't know what that has to do with your weed Bible. 1427 01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:24,563 Grow house. 1428 01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:25,818 The weed Bible. 1429 01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:27,774 How you even know about all that? 1430 01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:33,701 Man, I've been bangin' your mama for months now. 1431 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,075 I saw everything. 1432 01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:39,603 Bro, who up there smashing your mama, bro? 1433 01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,026 - I don't know, and I don't wanna know, man. - Ooh, baby. 1434 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:44,257 - Turn this up. - I ooh, baby! 1435 01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,488 - Look at this. - We need to turn this up. 1436 01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,864 - Turn up the TV, man. - Do something. 1437 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:48,424 - Come on. - I don't wanna hear that. 1438 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:51,257 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! 1439 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:52,351 - Bang! - That was you? 1440 01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:56,057 And don't act so surprised. I done told you a million times. 1441 01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,011 I thought that was just "yo mama" jokes! 1442 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,769 - Walit, you taught me how to ride a bike. - Mm-hm. 1443 01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,396 You was at my fifth birthday party. 1444 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:03,946 Are you my daddy? 1445 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:04,940 Hell no, I ain't your daddy, boy! 1446 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,391 - 0h. - I look like it? Look at me. 1447 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,906 He got a point. He have light skin and you black as hell. 1448 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:10,655 I was just being nice to you. 1449 01:03:10,745 --> 01:03:13,307 That's what you do, you be nice to the kid to get close to the mom. 1450 01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:14,946 And she let me hit! 1451 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,281 I heard that. 1452 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:19,243 Damn. Your mama got some ears on her. 1453 01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:20,622 We know. 1454 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:22,500 There she is, baby. 1455 01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:25,377 - Ooh! - So fine, walkin' down those stairs. 1456 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:26,878 - Hi, baby. - Hey, baby. 1457 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,052 - Mm, you smell good. - I know. 1458 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:34,429 Roger, listen. I told bang to get your butt out that game. 1459 01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:35,679 Had to do it. 1460 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:36,259 And you... 1461 01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:38,140 - Ooh... - Did I do good? 1462 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,641 - Did I do... - You did good, baby! 1463 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,098 Did I do good? 1464 01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:42,227 0oh! -0 h, my god! 1465 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,879 - Mom, I can't unsee stuff like that. - She made me... 1466 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:47,987 - Unsee this, too. And this. And this. - On! 1467 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:49,780 0h! 1468 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:50,868 0h. Ew. 1469 01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:52,555 - You wanna see it again? - No, I don't wanna see it ever! 1470 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:54,820 I got tapes. You should see the other stuff. 1471 01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,600 Bang, why am I still carrying this darn suitcase? 1472 01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:58,686 I don't know, baby. Shouldn't carry nothin' but my heart. 1473 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,873 And where's that whip at of yours you keep tellin' me about? 1474 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:02,668 It's quarter past. 1475 01:04:02,756 --> 01:04:04,233 Bang, there it is right there. Look at that. 1476 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,839 Ooh! We done came up, baby! 1477 01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:08,462 Bang play no games. Gotta go. 1478 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:11,386 Open my door for me, honey. Come on. = will. 1479 01:04:11,473 --> 01:04:13,009 I'll be back in two weeks. 1480 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:15,055 Don't you drink up all my fanta, boy. 1481 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:16,787 - Daddy-daddy, honey. - Get in there, sweetness. 1482 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,723 - 0h, let me get in here. Ooh! - Yeah! 1483 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:22,021 Get in, baby! 1484 01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,018 Work that thing, babe. 1485 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,942 Bye, bitches. And we's rollin'. 1486 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:27,735 Ooh! 1487 01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:31,114 Wow. So that's that? 1488 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:35,611 So, um, this is where you guys live? 1489 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,033 - Yes. - Yeah. 1490 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:38,408 Okay. 1491 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,287 If big bang took our Bible, and sold it to the tech company, 1492 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,688 I'm thinking, let's just go get it back. 1493 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,190 I mean, Alicia, you work there, right? 1494 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:49,675 50 I'm sure there's no problem with getting the ceo to hear us out. Right? 1495 01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:53,920 Well, hold on. Guys, today's been... 1496 01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:56,381 I don't even know what today's been. I can't do that. 1497 01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:59,809 We're talking about my job here, my whole career. 1498 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,456 - No. - So0 now you're a corporate girl. 1499 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:03,312 Thought that place stressed you out. 1500 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:03,729 Roger, no offense, 1501 01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:06,295 but you wouldn't know the first thing about holding down a job. 1502 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,339 - Yeah, I wouldn't know the first thing... - I worked my ass off 1503 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:10,883 to get to where I am, and I put it all on the line for you today. 1504 01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,614 Just 'cause you work at some big, fancy job, 1505 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:15,737 that don't mean you better than anybody. 1506 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:16,568 I ain't no bum. 1507 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:19,450 Okay, well, why don't you just say what you really mean, then. 1508 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,246 What I'm saying is, 1509 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,973 you look real strange working for them people that stole our stuff. 1510 01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:26,335 I'm just trying to figure out what side you're on, 'cause right now, 1511 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,835 you're looking like the feds. 1512 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:32,170 Okay. 1513 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:34,344 What I'm not gonna do is this. 1514 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:35,887 So, bye. 1515 01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:37,384 Eis as 1516 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:38,590 - bye. - Bye! 1517 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:42,098 - Bye. - Bye-bye, bye, bye-bye! 1518 01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:44,429 Hell she sayin'? Shit. 1519 01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:45,559 Talkin' 'bout it. 1520 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:46,435 Where you goin', cuz? 1521 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:48,733 We gotta fix this, cuz. You know that. 1522 01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,276 Goddamn! 1523 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,228 Pley! Hey! 1524 01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:57,408 Pley! Hey! 1525 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,287 Aley! Hey! 1526 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:04,415 - Uh-huh, that smells real familiar, ma'am. - Hah. 1527 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:07,744 - Why aren't you smokin' your little fye? - Hm. 1528 01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:08,749 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 1529 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,833 Oh, you're Alicia's community guys. 1530 01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:13,712 Supposedly. 1531 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:14,843 Yeah. And that's our weed. 1532 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,796 Oh. Well, congratulations. My compliments to the chef. 1533 01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,007 This is the best weed I've ever had. 1534 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:22,843 You're doing a service to your community. 1535 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:24,331 My assistant got this off the streets. 1536 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,141 He got your little cookbook, too. 1537 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:28,393 So there won't be any more of this. 1538 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:29,895 So you got our weed Bible! 1539 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:33,228 Through a subcontractor, so, it's all legit. 1540 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,860 Big bang is not no damn subcontractor, okay? 1541 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,906 He stole that from us. It's not legit. 1542 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:40,531 Oh. That sounds like a "you" problem. 1543 01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:43,034 Sorry, my ride is here. 1544 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,661 My assistant, Hayes. 1545 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:46,662 Hayes? 1546 01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:48,334 How could you do this to us, bro? 1547 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:49,831 Sorry, bro, I'm up for a promotion. 1548 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:53,541 - I shoulda dropped your ass off. - We should have his ass. 1549 01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:54,778 Oh, uh, we didn't just buy your weed. 1550 01:06:54,802 --> 01:07:00,763 We bought everybody's weed. And what we couldn't buy, we just took. 1551 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,136 So the town is thirsty now. 1552 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:08,598 And guess who has the cool, refreshing answer? 1553 01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:09,848 Fye. 1554 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,003 Man, what you know about fye? 1555 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:13,063 Oh, well, according to the urban dictionary, 1556 01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:18,945 fye is slang for fire, as in "fye is on fire." 1557 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,596 Yeah, I knew all that "woke" shit was fake! 1558 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:24,909 Who, me fake? Oh, believe me, I am 100% woke. 1559 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:29,537 "You people"? 1560 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,165 Fye has all the benefits of marijuana, 1561 01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:33,998 while speaking to the modern consumer. 1562 01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:38,756 Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all your contacts, and it's legal. 1563 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:42,509 There isn't gonna be a stoner in Atlanta without one. 1564 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,056 And then the rest of the country. 1565 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:47,681 Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich. 1566 01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:50,434 I knew you was a snake, woman. I knew it! 1567 01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:51,810 Damn braids, man. 1568 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,108 Oh. Sorry, not sorry. 1569 01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,981 I have a launch to get ready for. 1570 01:07:56,072 --> 01:08:00,156 "Fye is the future of relaxation." 1571 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,655 Here, gentlemen, try some. 1572 01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,407 Much love, brothers. 1573 01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:08,143 - That's what we shoulda did. - Fye her ass up, man. 1574 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:11,375 - Shoulda said... - Let's go, Hayes. 1575 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,005 Yo, man, I just can't catch a break. 1576 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,552 It don't make no sense. 1577 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:25,598 Man, to be honest, cuz, forget the weed, forget the Bible. 1578 01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:29,303 We might as well just start over, get a brand-new hustle. 1579 01:08:29,397 --> 01:08:31,228 Nah, man. 1580 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:34,558 I'm tired of starting over with you. It... it don't work. 1581 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:35,838 Y'all wouldn't even be selling weed 1582 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:38,524 if you woulda just showed up at the bank, dawg. 1583 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:41,778 Man, I been hustling to help you with your dreams. 1584 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:43,859 I don't give a damn 'bout no snacks. 1585 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:46,365 I'm just tryin' to be a good cousin, bro. 1586 01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,196 And you know what? You gonna stop blamin' me 1587 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:51,875 for all your problems that go wrong in your life, man. 1588 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:55,453 I know you're not gonna smoke that. 1589 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,539 Oh, this gettin' smoked. 1590 01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:10,135 Ooh, shoot. My wig 'bout damn came off. 1591 01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:13,141 Boy, you need to clean this room up. 1592 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,356 Yo, look at Roger over here, sleepin'. 1593 01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:18,480 Waste our time. Let's get "im. 1594 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,571 Baby powder, what the hell you doin' here? 1595 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:22,989 We heard about the Bible. 1596 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:24,737 Mm-hm. 1597 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,613 I did what you said, but... 1598 01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,444 It's gone, now. It's... 1599 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:29,904 It's gone. 1600 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:30,704 I let y'all down. 1601 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:33,158 - You didn't let us down. - 0h, no. 1602 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,584 - You let the people down! - The people! 1603 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,377 - You screwed up. - Mm. 1604 01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:37,941 I oughta knock the green now and later juice out... 1605 01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:39,330 No! 1606 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:42,838 Thanks. That's helping me a lot, making me feel better. 1607 01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:44,156 Let me explain something to you. 1608 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,171 - See, the Europeans... - School him! 1609 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,722 They took the weed and they gentrified it. 1610 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:49,890 The saltine crackers. 1611 01:09:49,977 --> 01:09:51,080 They came in and mixed it up, 1612 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,024 put they own bells and whistles on it, man. You. 1613 01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:54,937 - And made it they own. - You listening? 1614 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,264 And you gotta stop them. You. 1615 01:09:56,359 --> 01:10:00,318 How? The weed you gave me, gave me superpowers, man. 1616 01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:03,818 Without that, I'm just a broke-ass stoner, man. 1617 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:04,927 Yeah. That's true. 1618 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:07,533 Boy, that weed didn't give you no superpowers. 1619 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,611 Boy, you not a part of the avengers. 1620 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,038 Ain't no black panther up in you. 1621 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:14,372 But he right. 1622 01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:16,200 But how? 1623 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:17,785 I don't understand. 1624 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:18,790 You were just high. 1625 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,248 None of that shit was real to what you was thinkin... 1626 01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:24,425 Boy, just think about it. 1627 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:30,590 Ow. 1628 01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:32,346 Shoot! 1629 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:34,018 Goddamn! 1630 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:47,569 Uh, that weed didn't give you no superpowers. 1631 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:51,532 What the hell's he doin'? 1632 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,575 All that other shit that you thought was happening, 1633 01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,250 - that wasn't real. - Duh. 1634 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:00,453 - Yes, you were just high. - Just high. 1635 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:02,834 The point is, it's not the weed. 1636 01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,132 - It's you. - It's you. 1637 01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:07,301 This is your destiny, boy. 1638 01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:09,424 It's your job, kool-aid head. 1639 01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,972 Save the weed. Yeah. 1640 01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:14,471 Save the weed! 1641 01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:16,393 Save weed? 1642 01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:17,061 Wait. Hold up. 1643 01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:21,733 If the power wasn't real, how am I talkin' to y'all two right now? 1644 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:23,104 Oh. 1645 01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,811 You not talkin' to us. 1646 01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:27,113 It's all in your imagination. 1647 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,940 You sittin' on the couch, high. 1648 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,697 You smoked 30 blunts, you bum! 1649 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:31,947 You bum! 1650 01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:34,450 - Come on, where the... come on. - Yeah. We got it. 1651 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,030 - Come on. - 0h, yeah, it's time. 1652 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,125 - Come on. - It's time. 1653 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,210 - Yeah. - Get 'im. 1654 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:39,708 Let it fly. 1655 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:45,957 Damn. 1656 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:46,632 Hey, cuz. 1657 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,864 Did the gorilla in the cowboy hat come talk to you, too? 1658 01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:49,718 What? No. Baby powder did. 1659 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,592 - What'd he say? - He said we need 1660 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,547 to stop Ana and save the weed. 1661 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,725 - Hm. - What'd the gorilla say? 1662 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,269 I don't know. He was speaking Japanese. 1663 01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:00,142 But you know what? Baby powder is right. 1664 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:04,192 We gotta stop her asap, cuz, 'cause I smoked that fye. 1665 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:05,643 What happened? 1666 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,821 My body's still actin' weird. 1667 01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:11,240 Yo, man, we gotta stop that leech, cuz. 1668 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,033 And there's only one way. 1669 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,530 Assemble a team of potheads. 1670 01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:15,486 Aun wild 1671 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:19,620 £m on a mission and I won't stop 1672 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:21,325 oh, kids! 1673 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:25,751 Party's over. My dealer needs me! 1674 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,216 Scram! 1675 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,214 Oh, I got a text. 1676 01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:37,721 Hell, no. They tryna take our weed. 1677 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,206 - The hell you got goin' on, man? - 0h, uh-uh. 1678 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:42,017 Look, I'm gonna holla at y'all later. I gotta go. I'll be back, okay? 1679 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,502 - Where are you going? - How dare you? 1680 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:46,017 Baby, be your own gay best friend, here. 1681 01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:47,392 Don't judge me you only live once 1682 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:50,688 hflomies in the back so we gotta live it up. 1683 01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:54,025 Shit! Boys in trouble. What... That weed need me! I be right back! 1684 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,032 £m on a mission and I won't stop 1685 01:12:57,123 --> 01:13:00,160 mo destination but it's worth a shot 1686 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:06,003 jou gotta let me go 1687 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,836 somebody actually needs me. 1688 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:12,293 Jou gotta let me go 1689 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,551 j¥eah, yeah you gotta let me go 1690 01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:26,895 Roger? 1691 01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:28,897 - Thanks for comin' out. - Mm-hm. 1692 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,900 We really need your help getting into the press event tonight. 1693 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:33,719 Oh, so you just came here to ask me for help? 1694 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:38,658 You're not gonna apologize for anything that you said the other day? 1695 01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:39,748 You called me a bum. 1696 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:40,976 Actually, you called yourself that. 1697 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,457 But if the shoe fits, sweetie, wear it. 1698 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:45,751 - "If the shoe fits"? - Uh-huh. 1699 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:46,452 No, I'm sorry. 1700 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,162 Did you know your boss the one 1701 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,838 who dried out Atlanta? - Shh! 1702 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,757 Do you know how paranoid you sound right now? 1703 01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:54,836 Maybe you should stop smoking so much weed. 1704 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:55,636 I'm serious! 1705 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:58,590 She did it so she could sell a new weed gadget without competition. 1706 01:13:58,684 --> 01:14:01,517 Yo. Fye is messing people up. 1707 01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,469 I got the pictures to prove it. 1708 01:14:03,564 --> 01:14:09,025 Now, look. Calvin got these. These are the fye test subjects. 1709 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,358 I... I need your help. 1710 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,047 Okay, okay, okay. And stop. Stop, stop! 1711 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,845 Whether it's stress at work, the bills piling up, 1712 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:47,417 or the kids driving you a little crazy, 1713 01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:50,524 there's lots of times you wish you 1714 01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:53,978 could get high, but you just can't. 1715 01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:55,984 Until now. 1716 01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:56,439 Introducing fye, 1717 01:14:56,534 --> 01:15:00,368 the clean, safe, totally legal alternative to weed. 1718 01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:03,662 Take it anywhere, from the beach to the boardroom. 1719 01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:08,163 Fye does it all. There's no more need for weed. 1720 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,165 Now, there's fye. 1721 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,170 Hey. My name is blac youngsta. 1722 01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:20,801 And when I need a futuristic high, I smoke the fye. 1723 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:27,390 Uh, c. King. Thank you. 1724 01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:30,890 D. Nuhz. 1725 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:38,030 Now, please welcome our founder and ceq, 1726 01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:39,903 Ana cheever. 1727 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:45,701 All right. 1728 01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:47,076 Thank you. 1729 01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,578 Yeah. 1730 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:51,706 All right. All right. All right. 1731 01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:54,413 - Yeah, we did it. - You're so great! 1732 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:56,965 Do you like what you saw? 1733 01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,964 You liked it? 1734 01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,386 Okay, okay. 1735 01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:05,217 Marijuana is a problem in our community. 1736 01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:08,269 And making weed legal is not the solution. 1737 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:15,102 But replacing it with something better, cleaner, and safer is a solution. 1738 01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:18,654 And we've done just that. And it is fye. 1739 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:26,579 All the weed in Atlanta is hidden somewhere in this building, 1740 01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:27,245 and we gotta find it. 1741 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,120 Don't even trip. I already got somebody on it. 1742 01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:32,167 My cousin. 1743 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:48,009 Attack, ass. 1744 01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:57,935 You know, when I started my company back in my dorm, 1745 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:02,615 at my women's liberal arts college where I studied... 1746 01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:05,568 Get your ass back down. 1747 01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:06,948 Shit. 1748 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:10,572 I et's do this. 1749 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:11,077 You got it, babe. 1750 01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:13,063 - My vision... - Babe? She called me "babe"! 1751 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:15,190 - She called me "babe"! - I heard. I heard! I heard. 1752 01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:20,459 Little bird houses. Other than that, my vision never... 1753 01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:24,713 And now let's bring the world together. 1754 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:26,846 Oh. 1755 01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:30,973 That is not part of the presentation. Technical difficulties. 1756 01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:34,271 Can we get this fixed, please? 1757 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,687 Thanks, Ana. 1758 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:37,891 Hi, everyone. 1759 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:42,356 My name is Calvin, and this here is my cousin, Roger. 1760 01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:43,655 Oh, my mic... 1761 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:44,928 Can you get my mic back on, please? 1762 01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:46,112 And we came here today 1763 01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:54,167 to stop verdant from destroying one of the greatest American institutions. 1764 01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:54,833 Marijuana. 1765 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,002 Can we get security up here, please? 1766 01:17:57,089 --> 01:18:00,331 - Chil', y'all like to see this! - Yeah! 1767 01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,884 - Get it in there. Oh, seriously. - Dude! 1768 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:07,259 Chil', you oughta see all the weed they got in there. 1769 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:09,556 - 0h! - That's at least a gram. 1770 01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:12,180 - Weed is not the problem. - Talk to 'im, cuz. 1771 01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:14,182 The man is the problem. 1772 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:18,437 Actually, in this case, the woman... 1773 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,851 Y'all women. 1774 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:24,814 Security, please. Security, please... 1775 01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:28,529 Yo, we're dyin' out here. We need that smoke. 1776 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:30,111 Hey, Jasper, how much longer? 1777 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,868 I got that get it right. 1778 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,540 The weed, gotta... 1779 01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:37,539 Talkin' about? Feel me? 1780 01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:40,622 Uh, two... two minutes? 1781 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,876 Weed is natural. Okay? 1782 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:46,506 It's not some machine that you can just plug 'em into the wall 1783 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:47,962 to get a charge-up. No. No. 1784 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:53,768 This woman over here is turning y'all into junkies for profit. 1785 01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:56,516 Fye is not fly. 1786 01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:57,972 Look what it did to me. 1787 01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:02,734 - I had nothing to do with it. - Look at it. 1788 01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:06,484 Yes, weed coming from my nipple! This is what fye did! 1789 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:08,941 I told you not to smoke that shit! 1790 01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:11,277 Well, my nipples be leaking, bro. 1791 01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:18,867 You got that smoke. Gotta goddamn fill up 1792 01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:20,203 for the goddamn... 1793 01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,834 Get sucked up and go in the thing and come back. 1794 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,632 Come on. "Real weed!" 1795 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:27,755 - Real weed! - Come on, y'all! 1796 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:29,177 Real weed! 1797 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:29,970 Help! 1798 01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:31,593 Real weed! 1799 01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:34,517 Real... 1800 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:35,968 Go, bro! 1801 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:43,559 Let's get back to the presentation, shall we? 1802 01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:44,109 Hold up. 1803 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:49,236 There's something very important I want you guys to all know about my boss, 1804 01:19:49,326 --> 01:19:57,326 the wonderful, caring, community-minded, super woke ceq. 1805 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:58,118 Alicia, thank you. 1806 01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:00,130 Finally someone's talking some sense around here. 1807 01:20:00,212 --> 01:20:02,794 My friend Calvin, there, he actually 1808 01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:05,998 recorded something that you guys should see, 1809 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:10,462 so, let's just go 'head and hit it. Okay. 1810 01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:12,717 Uh... oh. 1811 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,298 0h, no. Wait. 1812 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:16,475 No, no, no! 1813 01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:17,142 Okay, all right. 1814 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:18,810 Oh, we didn't just buyyour weed. 1815 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:23,607 We bought everybody's weed. And what we couldn't buy, well, we took that. 1816 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:25,046 Well, we took that. 1817 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:26,965 - Took that. - Did you hear it? You heard it? 1818 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:30,152 And guess whatthe cool, refreshing answer is? 1819 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,277 Fye. 1820 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:36,738 Me, a fake? Oh, I assure you, I am 100% woke. 1821 01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,574 Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich. 1822 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:41,750 You should thank me. I did you people a favor. 1823 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:42,997 Oh! 1824 01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:47,172 Thank me. I did you people a favor. 1825 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:51,002 Yup. You see? And my friends Calvin and Roger here, 1826 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,382 they're the ones that tried to stop her. 1827 01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:55,180 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1828 01:20:57,269 --> 01:21:01,353 Hey, man, get off me, and go arrest a white woman for once! Get off of me! 1829 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:03,726 You know what? I'm just gonna go. 1830 01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:07,105 Why's you all waitin'? You didn't wait on me. 1831 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:09,858 Real weed. 1832 01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:14,908 Real weed! Real weed! Real weed! Real weed! 1833 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,031 Now, to celebrate the return of weed, 1834 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,989 please welcome blac youngsta! 1835 01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:24,706 Let's have a li'l party. Yeah. What's up, guys? 1836 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:26,162 Jiwerk, twerk twerk d 1837 01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,587 jandgirl, I wanna see you twerk 1838 01:21:27,674 --> 01:21:29,130 pll throw a li'l money if you twerk 1839 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,630 jiwerk, twerk twerk d 1840 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:34,382 ji you broke, go to work 1841 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:38,257 make that big Booty twerk 1842 01:21:38,352 --> 01:21:39,057 jiwerk, twerk 1843 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:41,009 pop it, stop it drop it, pop it. 1844 01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:42,720 Ji 1 hit Alexis skyy 1845 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,306 pm a mother... rocket twerk, twerk d 1846 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,642 shit I ain't got no heart 1847 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:49,067 pcan't be loyal to you 1848 01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:51,645 jou weren't here from the start d 1849 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:52,445 jiwerk, twerk 1850 01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:53,397 swerk 1851 01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:54,636 jandgirl, I wanna see you twerk 1852 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,525 pll throw a li'l money if you twerk 1853 01:21:58,247 --> 01:21:59,578 jiwerk, twerk damn d> 1854 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,246 money don't walk I gotta go and get it. 1855 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,948 Shake that Booty I'll come visit d 1856 01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:04,829 jf you thick, I might hit it. 1857 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:05,579 Jiwerk, twerk 1858 01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:07,536 jan I touch that Booty? 1859 01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:10,373 Jphat Booty that big ol' Booty 1860 01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:14,176 shake that Booty can I lay on the Booty? 1861 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,969 Mike Tyson on the Booty 1862 01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:18,012 jlopyright that Booty 1863 01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:28,352 L.off the xan we might act up 1864 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,309 kamikaze, 'cause you know we all strapped up » 1865 01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:32,770 hour... she want me 'cause she seen a nigga. Stacked up 1866 01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:36,153 abutl can't keep her I just want to beat her. Back up. 1867 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,429 Mow I'm in the 'rari switching lanes » 1868 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:41,412 lulled up to the strip and they all know my name 1869 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:45,499 yo, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. 1870 01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:48,123 I shoulda always knew you were ride or die. 1871 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,047 Yeah, well, this is the best time I've had in... 1872 01:22:54,052 --> 01:22:55,383 Actually, I don't even know. 1873 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,258 Me, too. Yo, so, like, 1874 01:22:58,348 --> 01:22:59,633 when we goin' out? 1875 01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:01,465 Look at you, being all assertive. 1876 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,346 Well, you know, we did just disrupt 1877 01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:05,519 a multi-million-dollar corporation. 1878 01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:12,396 I bet you I can make you feel even better. 1879 01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:14,649 - 0h, you can make me feel better. - Yeah? 1880 01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:16,276 Yeah. 1881 01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:22,911 Go, dude! 1882 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,158 My man! 1883 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:25,864 I mean... yeah! 1884 01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:27,745 Get a room! 1885 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:33,334 Dfeel good, I feel great 1886 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,381 jlope you feel the same way 1887 01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:41,930 yo, two smacked. Got a ravioli nachos and a gumbo dog for ya. 1888 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:42,802 Yeah. 1889 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:45,635 Roger? That you? 1890 01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:46,729 Yo, zesto's dude! 1891 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:47,874 - What's up? - What's happenin'? 1892 01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:49,083 Man, just sittin' here starving, bro. 1893 01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:52,099 I see you still out here tryna scrounge around and be a delivery boy, huh? 1894 01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:55,152 No, man. Actually, I own two smacked, bro. “Word! 1895 01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:57,230 Yeah, we just closed another round of financing, 1896 01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:59,485 putting our value over 150 million. 1897 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:01,487 That's my whip, right there. 1898 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,284 - That's you? - Yeah, man. 1899 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,203 Wow. Why you out here delivering the food? 1900 01:24:05,290 --> 01:24:07,143 Oh, I just like staying connected to the customer. 1901 01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:08,953 You're the customer. I'm staying connected. 1902 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,855 You're my last job before we go somewhere special. 1903 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:15,589 My girl just got upgraded to vp, so, she earned a rest. 1904 01:24:15,676 --> 01:24:16,882 Ain't that right, babe? 1905 01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:18,334 I'm waiting, babe. 1906 01:24:18,428 --> 01:24:21,670 Gotta go, man. And enjoy that. 1907 01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:24,934 Damn. 1908 01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:26,474 I think I just got ate. 1909 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:29,725 All night I've been watching you 1910 01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:31,851 ao tonight you're leaving with me 1911 01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:35,025 pve been waiting my whole life. To give you it all. 1912 01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:36,727 Let's go. 1913 01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:38,274 H's on now 1914 01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:41,152 me forever young 1915 01:24:44,246 --> 01:24:45,861 let's go! 1916 01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:47,157 Hey! 1917 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:50,616 Where are we goin'? 1918 01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:55,211 Make this thing fly! 1919 01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:59,167 But we could be together forever d 1920 01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:03,504 but we could be together 1921 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:09,595 porever and ever 1922 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:13,556 lpwanna live life with you 1923 01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:20,529 porever and ever 1924 01:25:21,241 --> 01:25:23,778 jogether 1925 01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:26,868 forever young 1926 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:27,990 me forever young 1927 01:25:28,081 --> 01:25:29,617 shining bright under the shining sun 1928 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:32,290 like moonshine you keep it 99% with me 1929 01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:33,583 j'm feeling all your energy 1930 01:25:33,670 --> 01:25:35,285 plknow you love to vibe with me 1931 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:37,120 plknow you love to ride with me 1932 01:25:37,215 --> 01:25:38,796 jour favorite thing tosayis d 1933 01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:40,590 jboy, I love when you're inside of me" 1934 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,258 nour love is like a high to me » 1935 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:48,182 plove to go out of my way to make sure you stay happy 1936 01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:49,974 me forever young 1937 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,802 jfhe music's loud and I'm feeling wild 1938 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:53,478 lome dance along with the golden child 1939 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,645 I don't know much "bout you let me check your file d> 1940 01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,307 jiwo technical but you beautiful 1941 01:25:57,402 --> 01:25:59,063 jou grew up six brothers in a cubicle 1942 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,234 jind they all bustin' for ya if I make the wrong move 1943 01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:02,942 ji I break your heart then I'm a dumb dude 1944 01:26:03,033 --> 01:26:04,944 jou get what you give and I'm the one who loses 1945 01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:09,119 but we could be together forever d 1946 01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:12,448 me could be together 1947 01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:16,160 lpwanna live life with you 1948 01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:20,210 porever and ever 1949 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:26,341 jporever together 1950 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:30,386 forever young 1951 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:13,304 Pley! 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